Hey - what happened to everyone's favorite DUer?

[Bunny]

I'm referring to Newsman Matt Drudge, of course. Haven't seen him around these parts for a while. Do you think his mom kicked him out of her basement? ;)

[Brahma Bull]

1. Heh.

That guy was hilarious!

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. WE WANT MATT!!

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

3. You love me.

You really really love me.

I've just been working on something really, really, really huge.

Best Wishes,
Matt

[tishaLA]

4. Tell me his name then

perhaps I can accommodate him.

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

6. Slurp

Um, what?

Kind Regards,
Matt

[underpants]

8. Okay now......don't freak but...............

[DS1]

5. ahh, congratulations on your break in the porn industry

I'm sure you'll find a nice variety of huge things to work on.

(sorry about the funny walk)

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

7. I'm not part of the industry, as such.

It's, um, yeah, I'm doing important investigative journalism here....

Yeah...

Best,
Matt

[Lavender Brown]

9. What happened to President_GW_Bush?

He used to post here a while back, didn't he? He must be too busy "presidenting" these days.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. and all around awesome funny guy ASchwarzenegger

where's he been? Did Oscar eat him or something?

[Richardo]

11. Ruh roh. Bunnyj has the power to raise Newsman Matt Drudge

Fear her! :scared:

[LynzM]

12. LOL n/t

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

16. I'm kind of like that movie

Where you had to say Keaton-juice 3 times, and Alec Baldwin would appear, except that I need a whole lot less encouragement.

Sincerely,
Matt

[WillParkinson]

13. Nothing...I'm right here....

Oh, damn, am I invisible AGAIN?

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Get a new hat, Moran!

I wish I had two of those!

Bunny J, you conjured up a Devil this time!

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

15. The hat indicates that I'm a super totally real mega newsman

Mother made me take the "PRESS" sign off of it, she thought that was a little bit over the top, but it's a well established fact that important newsmen wear fedoras, and in fact, if you see a gentleman in a fedora like mine, you should immediately recognize him as a way awesome undercover superstar investigative newsman, and be wary.

Loving kindness,
Matt

[terrya]

17. I'm just wondering if it has something to do with David Brock.

I think the new publicity David is getting (the new book, the web site) is a bit upsetting to Newsman Matt Drudge. :-)

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

18. Brock's a turncoat

He's an Eggs Benedict. He's out there giving away all the secrets that we all worked so damn hard on setting up. It's like that magician thing. And that Politics and Prose has Clinton there after banning me, and next thing you know, it's all out there and the public knows about how they've been manipulated.

UGH!

If I weren't such a hypocritical coward, and afraid he'd pummel me, I'd walk up to Brock and sock him square in the nose.

Best Kind Wishes,
Matt