Let's all pretend we're trolls. Post your innocent GD flamebait questions

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

I KNOW you can do it better than them :D

[XanaDUer]

1. Well, I like to help brown-skinned people...

As a member of the business community, I like to use my influence to help people who were not as lucky as I.

:eyes:

[Swamp Rat]

48. "What's wrong with Rumsfeld? He reminds me of my grandpa."

Now I have to wash my mouth out with soap.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Is Bush that bad?

[mitchum]

3. "WUUUUUCYYYY!"

[XanaDUer]

5. LOL!

"You're not gonna be in the show tonight, Wuuuuucy!"

[theivoryqueen]

24. Hilary is a total control freak and out to run the country

plus she is a lesbo abortion addict who can't stop trashing the bible.

[DrWeird]

4. I hear that Michael Moores new film has a bunch of lies.

Just like Bowling for Columbine.

Have you heard about this?

[alittlelark]

6. Why I hate Clinton

n/t

[Cannikin]

7. Whats so bad about Reagan, anyway?

[SarahB]

8. Isn't Lieberman really the voice of reason and moderation within....

the Democratic party?

[iconoclastic cat]

9. Is it true you hate America?

If I don't convert you, you're going to hell. Now, may I come in?

[Cannikin]

10. Should gays be held at guantanamo until marriage can be saved?

[SarahB]

11. What about the rights of the fetus? or

Why doesn't the fetus have a say?

[Cannikin]

12. Life begins at ejaculation!

[iconoclastic cat]

32. Then your keyboard must be a fertility clinic!

(kidding!)

[Cannikin]

71. lol...You dont know me like dat!!!

[iconoclastic cat]

93. I know, I know...I couldn't resist. You know I love you.

[SarahB]

13. Why does everyone here hate Christians?

[hunter]

87. Why does everyone here hate Catholics?

:grr:

[Calico Jack Rackham]

14. I hate Bush as much as

the next DUer, but don't you think he looked manly dressing up in that flight suit with his package bulging?

[Sirveri]

Governmental responsibilities

Our government has a responsibility only to its citizenry. Anything else would be a dereliction of duty to the populace which it serves. Therefore war in Iraq was justified, in that they had WMD's.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. So what if a woman says no? She was teasing, right?

[Nevernose]

17. No, no, no, no, no.

It's "she was ASKING for it, right?"

If you're gonna come up with offensice, sexist stereotypes, then at least get them right, please.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Shit. I gotta work on that!

;)

[VolcanoJen]

31. I know!! Why else would she go up to his hotel room?*

}(

*for maximum humor potential, please pretend this is my first post...

[Zomby Woof]

73. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

(Pretended it was your first post, so no flame wars about Griffey getting #500) :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

130. She slept with another man...she's a slut

[Nevernose]

16. What's your favorite kind of communist?

Straight from the GD, that one.

Howdy, NSMA! :hi: (how come I have to work so hard, mentally, every time I try and come up with your acronym?)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

43. Dang, you! :-)

:bounce:

[Renew Deal]

18. This is the type of thread started a shit-load of trouble last Halloween

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=348350

[VolcanoJen]

19. Howard Dean will never win the General Election.

}(

[Laszlo_Hollyfeld]

21. (insert name of candidate) is not (insert characteristic) enough!

[Selwynn]

45. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! WINNER!

[mvd]

22. Did the invasion of Iraq help fight terror?

Bet that would be locked quickly..

[bo44]

23. So what if Dubya was a boozing krakkhead HE REPENTED DIDN'T HE?

Can't a man put down the krakk pipe, stop sukkking the bottle, dry up and go on to lead our country. Plenty of fine Kkkristians have forsaketh and gone on to fine careers managing Jiffy Lubes, Piggly Wigglys, and Cigarette Outlets. Give Dubya a break he done managed a great thing. He went sober so he could do the murdering of our enemies in the name of...

[Wapsie B]

25. America is a Christian nation!

All those other gutter religions need to get out of this great country and stop polluting our children with their blasphemous creeds

[markses]

26. Shouldn't Clinton just go away?

:evilgrin:

[nolabels]

27. Nader can win this election, heres how

Don't vote :nopity:

My midget brain needs a rest, maybe tommorrow :hangover:

[philosophie_en_rose]

57. 2000 Election Stolen! - How Nader makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton is the worst president ever.

Rush Limbaugh - Rotund, Ugly, and Misunderstood?

Nazis are people too! If you're not a racist, then you're racist against racist racists.

Bitch-ity Bitch Bitch - My ex is a bitch.

Female Cranial Mutilation, a neocon initiative.

[jobycom]

28. Al Gore should quit whining and shut up!

Damn, that hurt even pretending to say it.

[jobycom]

30. Would you support a pro-life Democrat who was liberal on everything else?

[VolcanoJen]

29. Would you liberals prefer it if Saddam were still in power????

Huh?? WOULD YA?!!??????

[Nevernose]

33. I thought I would find _____, but instead I found _____.

Fill in your own blanks.

Lazy bastards.

[Bossy Monkey]

34. I forget, why do we hate freedom again?

C'mon folks, y'all aren't entering into the spirit of this properly.:) It's pseudo-innocent questions we're aiming at here.

[Rowdyboy]

35. Help me debunk this: "Does John Kerry still beat 'Te Raaaa Za'?

[Selwynn]

36. Bush will win unless we Dems embrace the NRA!

[Selwynn]

37. Is feminism really code for male-hating?

[nickgutierrez]

38. Why are YOU voting Lieberman/Miller in 2004?

[LynneSin]

61. FLICK YOU - I want Miller/Lieberman in 2004

:eyes:

[Selwynn]

39. It's time for leftist wackos to get real and stop hurting the party

[Selwynn]

40. It is my god given right to call anyone a bitch. Discuss.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. What's the big deal about the "c" word?

[Selwynn]

41. Am I the only liberal who opposes gay marriage?

[Selwynn]

42. Where can I get those great liberal "kill more US troops!" T-shirts?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

44. Only when Democrats stop hating America will they take back the WH

:bounce:

[Selwynn]

46. When will we stop coddling the poor?

[JSJ]

47. fuck the troops! (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

70. Where's the flame in that? Soldiers need sex as much as anybody! (nt)

[JSJ]

135. that's what former denizens of Graib say, too (nt)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

49. Why Kerry should move to the Right to win the South...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

50. 10 good reasons why Joe Lieberman should be Kerry's VP pick...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

51. I'm voting for Kerry, but Reagan saved us from Carter's mess.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

52. Abu Ghraib and 911 would have happened under Al Gore

[Anarcho-Socialist]

53. I wish the Democratic party would stop trying to emulate socialism

[Anarcho-Socialist]

54. Isn't it about time we forgot about the 2000 stolen election?

[VolcanoJen]

55. I have to ask it again: Why do liberals hate America?

????

[NoPasaran]

58. Is anyone else reading Zell Miller's book?

I think he makes some excellent points.

[Misunderestimator]

59. Gay Marriage is a Wedge Issue... Forget about it until after the election.

[LynneSin]

60. I know you Lesbians are trying to recruit me and you'll all burn in hell!!

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

67. LOL!

[Burma Jones]

62. Who's the hottest chick in DU?

[sniffa]

63. why won't biLL cLinton and his ego

shut the fuck up aLready. we have an eLection to win.

[democracy eh]

64. Clark vs. Edwards posts, resurrecting old arguments & wars in GD2004

Usually using out of date GOPUSA talking points - "I like Clark, but didn't he almost start WWIII?"
just to rile DUers up, who neatly take the bait. I am trying to remember the stinking turd of a post that got 100+ replies last week in which the troll who started it didn't respond at all. Just sat back and laughed. ahh the joys of puppeteering.

note: not all Clark vs Edwards posts are trolls.

[emulatorloo]

65. This Blog says Kerry is a PNAC Member. I have had it with him!!!!!

EOM

[emulatorloo]

66. Why Won't Clinton Stop talking about Monica? What can I tell the children?

EOM

[Skittles]

68. I heard Bowling for Columbine had lots of inaccuracies!!!!!!!

nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

69. Look how RICH Kerry is! Here's him eating CAVIAR! It's DISGUSTING! (nt)

[baldguy]

110. Hey! I happen to LIKE caviar!

[Zomby Woof]

72. Palestinian Nader supporters say "Bush twins are not so bad!"

The Iraq War is a-ok by me! Dean doesn't support stem-cell research on pretzels!

I think all kids should be duct-taped in public.

[Hubert Flottz]

74. Quit calling pResident Bush another Hitler!

Hitler was smart!

[tjwash]

75. Ralph Nader in 2004!

nt

[Zomby Woof]

76. If you don't support the war, you don't support our troops!

:o

[SideshowScott]

77. I admit it! I want a 3 way with me, Ann Coulter and Luccianne Goldberg!!!

Ok I just managed to repulse myself...I think it may be 6 years till I get turned on agian after that thought! Scuse me while I go retch

[Hubert Flottz]

78. You're either with us or against us!

WE can win this war on Terra, but it might take several dozen more tax cuts!

[skippysmom]

79. The poor just don't work hard enough

Affirmative action just hurts white men.

Feminists are just a bunch of man-haters.

Tax cuts stimulate growth.

The only way to fix public schools is to privatize them.

Socialized health care is horrible. Why, that's what the Canadians have, and they all come here for health care.

Gays should just shut up about marriage -- they're hurting the party.

(damn...this was too easy)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

80. I wanna have a threesome with Lynndie England and............

Donald Rumsfeld. Discuss.




:shrug:
Too much?

[dawg]

81. I'd rather fight them over there than over here ...

War is terrible, but they started it. Have you already forgotten about all those people who were killed on 9/11?

[TrogL]

82. Have you really, truly, tried conservatism

or are you just lazy?

[hyphenate]

83. Bush knows what he's doing!

Cheney is right; there is a definite connection between Iraq and al-Qaeda! You lefty whackos really don't care about our country--you'd rather blame the U.S. for all of our problems. You prefer to pick on Christians rather than pick on Muslims, who are the real troublemakers!





(I hear most of these already on a board I'm on elsewhere. Two conservatives, about 10-12 liberals and a few fencesitters. It's easier to fake their mindset than for them to ever change theirs.)

[SiouxJ]

84. Anybody else having trouble parking their Hummer?

They don't make parking spaces big enough and I end up with all these damn door dings. Need advice.

;-)

[Loonman]

85. What's so great about being a communist?

:)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

86. Why Bill Clinton will be remembered as the one who let Bin Laden get away

[tjwash]

88. Why I feel safer under the current administration.

[tjwash]

89. Sometimes torture is necessary to get to the truth.

Just looking at that one is harsh.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

90. "I'm a good Democrat because

I believe in the abolition of private property, forced abortions, and complete disarmament."

We've had actual trolls come in and try stunts almost as bad.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

91. Why a Kerry/Clark ticket would be too military

[Anarcho-Socialist]

92. I know Abu Ghraib was wrong, but Iraq started it with 9/11

[Hell Hath No Fury]

94. "My friend forwarded me this email that says....

(insert RW talking points du jour) -- can you help me debunk this?"

:eyes:

[NoPasaran]

95. I just got Hannity's book at Wal Mart. Ask me anything!

[devilgrrl]

96. I'm a Liberal Democrat and I think we should just put it all behind us...

and move on. :eyes: :puke:

[NoPasaran]

97. LOL! Freeper E-mail claims Kerry and Bush were both

members of the same evil cabal in college dedicated to world domination!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

98. Anyone who posts controversial subjects in DU are Freepers because...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

99. We shouldn't discuss anything because Freepers will make fun of us

[FizzFuzz]

100. "Offensive"????

"Why would anyone be offended at being identified with performing such a wonderful procedure as abortions?"
:feigned innocence/off:

[VOX]

101. Why I can't vote for Kerry...

He just isn't _______ enough for me, and he says that he ________ all the time. How can I support a candidate who believes in __________ ?

:puke:

[LynneSin]

102. I'm looking forward to George W. Bush's autobiography

<snickers - all 5 pages of it>

:eyes:

[Commendatori]

103. The government has no place in the charity business

[Commendatori]

104. Religion SHOULD be in our schools!

[Commendatori]

105. If the father wants the baby, the woman should have to carry it

[Commendatori]

106. Hell, Reagan should be on the dime AND the $10 bill

[Commendatori]

107. Screw that Eurotrash, they'd be speaking German without us

[Commendatori]

108. The liberal media is what's sinking Bush

[robertpaulsen]

109. Can't two Skull and Bones members just...get along?

[robertpaulsen]

111. Just bought Richard Perle's new book. Ask me anything!

[robertpaulsen]

112. Did Michael Moore "photoshop" Wolfowitz combing his hair?

[robertpaulsen]

114. Will Kucinich get a reality check and quit cluttering the primary field?

[robertpaulsen]

115. Did Ray Charles "conspire" to hog the spotlight from Reagan?

[robertpaulsen]

118. Why doesn't Kerry just pick Nader for VP?

[robertpaulsen]

119. You know in your heart either Bush twin could kick Chelsea's ass!

[robertpaulsen]

121. Here's how voting for Bush could actually help us Democrats:

Made you look.

[Sabriel]

113. Is it true that Michael Moore is funded by the Hezbollah?

(Ripped from the GDF today)

[4_Legs_Good]

116. I'm really excited about the Nader/Comejo ticket!!!

any other election and I would be!

david

[geniph]

117. I don't understand how liberals can say there were no WMD

I mean, Colin Powell showed all the evidence on the teevee and everything...and they did find that tanker thingie that could have had, like, zillions of gallons of something bad in it, you know!

[KamaAina]

120. Why do liberals want to take away my guns?

I mean, it's not like I go to Columbine or anything...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

122. Dems need to lay off assault weapons and women's rights to win

[AntiCoup2K4]

123. Is it true that Michael Moore and Bill Clinton had a sodomite affair?

first they plotted all kinda anti american commie things and then they went to taxachoosettes to have a sissy weddin'.

I tell you them Libruls are tryin to destroy this country :(

/freep mode

[ironflange]

124. You know in your heart of hearts that Ann Coulter is right

Come on people, admit it.

www.anncoulter.com

Edit: Out of curiosity, I just read this week's column. What a dog's breakfast.

[LibertyorDeath]

125. Pickles is adorable IMO

:)

[name not needed]

126. PNAC is a lie. You've been brainwashed by the lefties.

:)

[Liberal Veteran]

127. I have nothing against gays but do they have to flaunt their lifestyle?

:)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

128. The Dems are too right wing, I'm voting for Ralph Nader

[Anarcho-Socialist]

129. The Dems are too left wing, I'm voting for the Libertarians

[mongo]

131. Gas Taxes NEED to be increased by $5.00/gallon

To get those Evil SUV drivers.

[mongo]

132. My new Walmart is really nice.

And they sell be substandard goods for a really good price....

[Amaya]

133. I love Bush speeches...

.

[MikeG]

134. I just voted for Bush, ask me anything!!

[NightTrain]

136. I like Dr. Rice. She's one of those "good Negroes" I always hear about.