My Name is George W. Bu$h and I'm a CAPTION-a-holic

[cosmicdot]

resident George W. Bush holds a group discussion at the Hamilton County Alcohol Drug Addiction Services Center in Cincinnati, Ohio, June 21, 2004. Campaigning in the battleground state of Ohio, Bu$h sought to portray his domestic agenda as compassionate and aligned himself with a welfare measure enacted under Democratic President Bill Clinton. Photo by Larry Downing/Reuters

W: why, yes, I feel right at home here, thank you for having me

[parasim]

1. See? I told you my fangs don't sprout in the daytime.

[sniffa]

2. w: i Loved you in tootsie

now gimme some sugar

[cosmicdot]

4. good eye there, sniffa

:thumbsup:

[sniffa]

5. thank you

aLthough, bad perms are hard to ignore.

[TrustingDog]

3. Making fun of death row inmates look?

re: Faye Tucker.

[louis-t]

6. "So I says to Pickles, I says"

"Pleeeease don't kill me" an' then Pick just fell on the floor laughing....

[Sabriel]

7. Quick! Take my picture before the colored person stops smiling!

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "You know, just about the best time of all times with

somebody is just the first few seconds after you meet them and shake their hands. Then it all seems to go weird after I talk to them and stuff. And they snicker and then, like, they see my staff laughing at me so they laugh at me and call me Numbnuts like they heard from the staff and give me spelling and geography questions just to make me feel bad and mess up . . . (sigh) . . . Why can't it all be like this? . . . these first few seconds . . . so nice . . . (sigh)."

[afraid_of_the_dark]

9. Do I have something in my teeth?

I knew I shouldn't have had broccoli for lunch.

[cosmicdot]

10. W: do I look like Satan now? ....... how about now?