We all know what you say about your cats...

[King Of Paperboys]

But, if we could understand them, what would your cats say about YOU?

[rbnyc]

1. That for someone who has loads of sex...

...I sure do masterbate a lot.

:evilgrin:

[King Of Paperboys]

4. That can't be good for the baby!

:o

[rbnyc]

5. My OB says it's okay!

;-)

I'm really tired right now. I just came right out with that masterbation confession without even thinking about it. I should really go home and take a "nap."

:P

[King Of Paperboys]

6. No, no, that's OK.

Do your masturbation thing. If the OB says go for it, who am I to argue?

[demnan]

2. Mine

Pad Thai: Mommy is crazy! She sleeps all the good night away then wakes up and has to leave me all day while I sleep! Why does she do that? I like better when she stays with me and cuddles or cooks something that smells good.

Lily: Mommy is crazy. She dotes on that disgusting male Siamese cat whom I detest. It used to be great. It used to be just Mommy and me. She loves the little fool and his foil ball as much as she loves me!

[MissMillie]

3. That I'm a messy cook and

that I don't vacuum often enough.