What is the greatest line any character ever said on TV?

[Deja Q]

I can think of a lot of good ones, but the best has got to be this one: From "Sapphire and Steel", story 2, episode 2, Steel laments on humankind's habit of killing each other upon Sapphire's relaying to him the apparition she'd met:

(with excitement) "Great wars, civil wars, holy wars!" (now add contempt) "You know, sometimes I wonder why they ever bother to send us here!" ("here" meaning Earth.)

(Sapphire & Steel, BTW, is a superlative British sci-fi series, 1979-1982, which is not unlike the X-files except it's true sci-fi and originality and the ultimate in atmosphere - something X-Files can't even begin to compare with.)

[hijinks]

1. last night on the daily show

"Mister vice president, your pants are on fire."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I'm the DA, I can do it

said by Jack McCoy (Law & Order) in a summation. He prefaces this sentence with examples of illegal behavior in an effort to show how corrupt people in power may be. The final phrase is "Sleep with me"....he was prosecuting a man who had raped an employee.

[tridim]

3. To alcohol

"The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" -Homer Simpson

[tigerbeat]

4. "as god as my witness i thought turkeys could fly" n/t

[HEyHEY]

7. I knew that was coming

Someone had to say it...god I love MR. Carlson

[zbdent]

5. Can't remember the exact line, but

it was something like

"As of today, I am resigning from the office of President of the United States."

Whoops, Nixon was a "character", not a character.

[HEyHEY]

6. "Want some gin? This morning was a very good year" - MASH

Not the greatest, but it's all I could come up with.

[SoFlaJet]

8. some great lines from HBO's Deadwood

http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/episode/bestlines.shtml

[name not needed]

9. I call the big one Bitey - Homer J. Simpson