Caption: the face of torture

[emad]

[cosmicdot]

1. W: I'm just a puppet ... follow the strings ...

[bearfan454]

2. We are doing this because:

http://www.newamericancentury.org/statementofprinciples.htm
We all signed up for it. Just look who signed at the bottom of the page.

[bearfan454]

3. kick n/t

[TrustingDog]

4. If I grope my boobies... will that be distracting enough for you?

[cosmicdot]

5. Reporter: word association. I'll say something, and you reply in turn ...

Reporter: John Kerry

W: Diebold

Reporter: Torture

W: Diebold

Reporter: War Crimes

W: Diebold

Reporter: Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11

W: Diebold

Reporter: Diebold

W: 4 more years

[skip fox]

6. "Well, no, no so much, no . . . When I think of compassionate conservatism

I think of being compassionate to conservatives, like tax cuts to re-re-distribute the wealth without social engineering, which is not compassionate but only wrong-headed and it happens to be liberal as well, so you can see there that being compassionate to the wrong-headed makes everything worse, like giving your enemy guns AND bullets without a 3-day waiting period, which is also not necessary and is against the constitution, so . . . like, . . . I mean, fourteen wrongs won't make a right, and that rhymes with liberal, too, which makes for bad policy . . . or something."

[LynneSin]

7. It's that same damn blue sports jacket

the same one he wore the entire week at the G8 summit in South Carolina

Does he not own another sports jacket??

[BringEmOn]

8. "Maybe a few lives could have been saved....

...but I just had to hear the rest of that 'My Pet Goat' story."

[skip fox]

9. "But I want to hear YOU talk about sex disease! I mean, like, what's it

like? Maybe like a leach sucking your eyeball. And how did you get the sex disease. I mean, did you have to get all the way naked? Were there animals there, maybe just watching . . . And could you feel sex disease right when you got it, and how was that? I mean, I gotta know these things to help you as president . . . Oh, and do people come to you to get sex disease? . . And how do you go about that? . . . Huh?"