Creepy Site-o'-the-day

[baldguy]

For people who think the Olsen twins are just too old:

The Official Countdown Website to Hermione Granger's 18th Birthday!

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

a sample:



"In case you've been camping out in the wilderness or stationed in Guam for the past several years, I suppose I should tell you a little bit about Ms. Hermione Granger. First of all, her name is pronounced her-MY-uh-nee, not her-my-OH-nee! You can remember where the accent goes because it's on the MY, as in Hermione is MY girl. Not yours, which means don’t even think about it."

[trag]

1. This guy needs help!

[Fenris]

2. I hope to Allah that is not a real site.

:scared:

Please be satire!

[bleedingheart]

4. oh that is really creep...I hope it is satire as well..

[SarahB]

3. Scary stuff.

How old is she anyway now? About 13? Perv. :grr:

[Dogmudgeon]

5. It's Yet Another Internet Hoax

He's pulling the world's leg.

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Check out the Guestbook

It's all there -- five hundred ranting, semi-literate pedo-haters.

Now we know how he gets his jollies -- and it's not Emma or Hermione or whoever.

--bkl

[webDude]

6. "Now grab your wand and get counting! "? uheeeeerrrrr,...be sure

to lather it up with fairy dust. right.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Check out this guestbook entry from Emma Watson herself (graphic language

NAME Emma Watson
E-MAIL [e-mail]
URL http://harrypotter.com
COMMENTS
Oh Jason I just saw your site for the first time and I can't wait to turn 18 so I can f*** your brains out. I hope you don't mind if I do iy in my Hermione costume! I'd like it if we could get a couple lads to dress up as Harry and Ron to watch us! I'll bring my wand and give you a good an*l.
DATE Wednesday, June 23rd 2004 - 09:39:06 AM

note- expletives edited out by BTBM.

[Career Prole]

9. "I was always using my wits to get my friends out of trouble."

"One night at a D&D role-playing game party in 6th grade, my friend Joey spilled Dr. Pepper all over the couch. I used a special mixture of baking powder, salt, and ground oregano to bring out the stain. We'd always argue over which soft drink had the most caffeine. Those were good times."

Ah yes, I'm certain the young lady is counting down the days to 18 herself. Any girl would. "Oh, to be debating soft drinks with Jason! I would abandon my lonely, meaningless existence in a moment for a chance to be the girl who brings Jason his Thorazine!"
Dude! Write to her! Maybe her Mum and Dad will send you an autographed restraining order (if they haven't already).

Man, I wish I hadn't seen that site. Now I can't get the Beach Boys' "In My Room" out of my head! :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.

:)

[Blue-Jay]

11. It's a joke site. That picture is from "The Onion".

This guy has successfully trolled half the internet. Pretty funny stuff, if you ask me.