YOUR MISSION: To post something that will shock NothingShocksMeAnymore!!!

[LynneSin]

Just remember - NO SEX THREADS!!!

Can it be done???

[Hawkeye-X]

1. How's this?

*FLASH*

[sus]

2. I'M A LESBIAN!!!

[LynneSin]

3. damn, that shocks even me

No you're not!!!

[sus]

6. Yes I am! And so is my wife!

[LynneSin]

7. You and GOPisEvil get married?

Oh that was bad of me

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Hey Sus!!!! Where's my f-ing ring?!?!

x(

[Misinformed01]

4. Hey! NSMA!

I don't want to ride in your new car!

(OK, I am lying, but it was a bit of a shock, eh???)

[Donkeyboy75]

5. I don't think so.

She was talking about my jism the other day...

:scared:

[SarahB]

8. I think I could.

But it's something I'd rather keep private at this point. Maybe she already knows for all I know. :shrug:

There! I'm shockingly cryptic! :wow:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. Oh!! No fair!!!!!!!!.................

can we get a hint?

[LynneSin]

10. Yeah, we want shocked too

:D

[SarahB]

11. Actually there's a few...

But they involve other people I have a confidence with here, so I wouldn't. I just have to torment you all! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

12. what are you a Lesbian?

Maybe I asked the wrong person at the Boston gathering

:crazy:

[SarahB]

13. Nope

I wish. :P
Men! :crazy:

[m-jean03]

14. Oh, it's OK, Sarahbelle!

You can tell them that you're eloping to Argentina with me. :D

[SarahB]

16. LOL

:P

[m-jean03]

17. Hey, we can grow asparagus.

And I love kids, so that part's cool. :P

[CrownPrinceBandar]

18. Can I come along??????????

You know, in a strictly platonic way. I'd love to see Argentina and I LOVE asparagus (even though it does make your pee smell funny).

[m-jean03]

20. You'll have to ask SarahBelle, but I think there will be

plenty of room for DUers to visit. You'd have to work the 'sparagus fields, if you wanted to stay longer, though. :)

[LynneSin]

33. M-Jean, you've only been out for a week

and you're like the #1 lesbian recruiter

:crazy:

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

35. That's how all the babies are :)

Don't worry, she'll get used to her new self. :evilgrin:

:bounce:

[m-jean03]

43. Maybe...

...but I'll never give up on SarahBelle. :D :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

23. You can bring the Dick-

ens novel! In case I get the urge to read again, you know! :D

[CrownPrinceBandar]

25. I hate Dickens, but I'll bring my cock.............

ney accent. Is that close enough, m'lady? 'Ow about a tuppance for a wayward urchin!

[SarahB]

29. I love those!

Non- American accents!!!

*swoon* (even Cockney) :D

[SarahB]

22. And you can't knock me up again!

Asparagus is great.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

24. Care will be exercised and..........

Appropriate measures will be taken (look! now i'm being cryptic). And I wouldn't dream of coming between you and m-jean03. I've heard she's like a wolverine when she's pissed!!!!

:crazy:

[SarahB]

56. Psst, I was talking to m-jean

You, on the other hand, will have to cover your entire body in polyurethane wrapping. I get pregnant if a man breathes on me too much. :P

[Misunderestimator]

15. No sex threads.... why bother then?

:evilgrin:

[DrWeird]

19. I'm really Matcom's sock puppet.

Or he's mine. Either way you look at it...

[m-jean03]

21. Either way you look at it...

. . .Someone's bottom has a hand inside it?

That's what you're trying to say, right?

[Snoggera]

26. okay

http://www.pitt.edu/%7Edash/japanlove.html#vampire

[CatWoman]

27. ok!! here!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[LynneSin]

28. I said SHOCK, not MAKE HER ILL

:D

[SarahB]

30. Tweet Tweet!

:P

[DS1]

31. This might do it..

[GOPisEvil]

34. That's not shocking - that's depressing.

But at least it isn't a trailer queen. Why have a car and not drive it?

(Well, it's a trailer queen temporarily.)

[TrogL]

39. Why isn't that man wearing a shirt?

[KamaAina]

36. I'm buying an SUV and moving to The O.C.

I'm getting good seats right on the first base line at Edison, and a kickin' Vlad Guerrero replica jersey. Afterward I intend to party all night (or until 10:30, whichever comes first :-) ) in rockin' Downtown Disney.

And if there's no lockout, I'm getting a luxury box at the Pond, too!

I'll tell the guy on duty at the guard shack (gated community, DUH!) to let you in so that you can sprawl out...

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!

[geniph]

37. I've put an electric scat mat

on the hood of your car!

If that doesn't shock ya, nothing will!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

38. Ok, NSMA, do EXACTLY as I say...

1) Unwrap paper clip (has to be metallic)
2) Bend it into a U shape
3) Insert in wall outlet

There, that should do the trick.

[m-jean03]

48. Hahahaa!

That's perfectly evil, mister. :evilgrin:

[Parrcrow]

50. okie dokey

Nothing shocks me more than that nothing shocks Nothingshocksmeanymore anymore.

it shocks me that that is actually a sentence.

[TrogL]

40. The admins are thinking of banning NSMA

for lack of originality.

[maveric]

41. Here ya go!! A Doctor at work refused to give the wife and primary

caretaker for a stroke patient a Handicap placard. His reason: "My mom is handicapped and she cant get a parking space at times because too many people have handicap placards."

When I heard this my jaw dropped.

The wife has to bring her husband to Dr's appointments and physical therapy every day. He told her to leave him, wheelchair and all,in a loading zone while you find a parking space.

:wtf:

[PopSixSquish]

42. I'm Actually Condoleezza Rice

That should send her 'round the bend.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Unperson 309]

44. You Want Shocking?!

NOTE: This URL is NOT work friendly, kid friendly, mother-in-law friendly... in fact it's downright blasphemous!

http://www.divine-interventions.com

Shocked the living snot outta ME!

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[WannaJumpMyScooter]

53. Old girlfriend used to have one of those, St. Peter, she called

it.

[ForrestGump]

45. My child, have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ As Your Personal Savior?

:o

[Insider]

46. play softball?

my team needs a good pitcher.

[Amaya]

47. I'm voting for bush

:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

54. I am Bush

:evilgrin:

[Duncan Grant]

49. Tabloid revelation from her days as a groupie!

Got anything to say for yourself?! :smoke:

[Taverner]

51. OK...Michael Medved, Michelle Malkin and Michael Savage

dined on deer tongue....

What? That's not a sex thread!

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. NSMA, I like pillows on ALL my furniture, and have all of Survivor on DVD

and video tape and I've typed all dialogue and cross-referenced it by each individual word, like a Biblical Concordance, with time stamps for every word and scene and event.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

55. That's pathetic (if true) not shocking

How do you have time to look out the window?

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Who needs the window when you have Survivor, American Idol, and FOX news?

And USA Today and the NY Post delivered right to the door?

:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

58. Yes, of course. How silly of me. Brick the windows up, by

all means. Have Peapod deliver the groceries to the hallway, pay online.
Yes, I forgot, it is opposite day.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. None of this shocks me and Sarah Belle...I don't care if you remain

friendly with my predators as long as they leave me alone ( I speak cryptic ;) )

Heck...maybe some day I'll post some of the whacked out insane 70 paragraph notes I got and shock you too...just so you can know what you're dealing with.

[vetwife]

60. How about this ...

I am coming over tomorrow night and bringing Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Michael Moore to your house and we want you to set up the bandstand for The Boss so he can perform. We will be there at 8:00
Would that shock you? Oh yeah..you gotta cook..No take out !

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

61. Wouldn't shock me but I would be stoked..I'd do it too

and I can cook for anyone, and always have enough fine foods in the house to entertain :D

(and I do stage management a couple times a year...come from a musical family ;) )

[SarahB]

63. M-jean03's pretty intense LOL....

As for the 70 paragraph notes, been there, seen that, even understand it for the most part. The "dealing with" person has a lot of stuff to figure out I think having nothing to do with me and I'm just trying to figure out how to go about moving on in the best way possible for everyone in my life- regardless of the "dealing with" thing or not.

I didn't even shock you with my crypticness. Damn. :D

[Bhaisahab]

62. this should shock him/her- compliments from india

[LynneSin]

64. I'm a lesbian who wants to be on the hood of your car where's my toaster

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Just kidding, but I'm at a wits end to figure out how to shock her