CAPTION Miss ______________ 2004

[underpants]

[TrustingDog]

1. Miss Overestimated

[cosmicdot]

2. Dee Meaner

[skip fox]

3. ". . . and we wanta be on the right side of history, not the other side

which is left. The left side is on the side of the hand you don't write with, that's why they call it the right side, cause it's on the side of the hand you write with, so it's ridiculously easy to remember. Most people can get it in a few days at most. Now the left side is the liberal agenda, and they must all be lefties which should have made us leary from the beginning, and lots of what they write shoud be left behind somewhere. That's harder to remember, but if you just remember how to tell what's right, then you can guess the left is the other one . . . . Any questions?

[BringEmOn]

4. Mister Completely

"A Hole in the Mattress" by Mister Completely

[Richardo]

5. Miss Helena Handbasket

Not original, but apt.