I Feel the Need to Piss Like a ___________.

[Misunderestimator]

Poll question: I Feel the Need to Piss Like a ___________.

well? :)

[Rowdyboy]

1. Specifically..."a Russian racehorse"

[Quahog]

49. Nicaraguan racehorse

Latvian racehorse
Cuban racehorse
Cambodian racehorse

I change the nationality of my horse every time I use that expression. Cracks my wife up, and she's been hearing me do it for 13 years!

[MikeG]

2. Fire Hose

[Misunderestimator]

4. Oh shoot.... good one. n/t

[bigwillq]

3. I always say I have to piss like a Bitch

It's just a saying, take no offense please.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Huh?

... then piss off, bitch... :)

(THAT WAS A JOKE)

:bounce:

[bigwillq]

6. I told you it was only a saying

It doesn't need to make sense.

Oh, yeah, piss off to you too, BITCH!!!

(That was also a joke)

[Misunderestimator]

7. LOL

[geniph]

8. If you've ever been anywhere a near a urinating equine,

the statement would make more sense, as it sounds like the deluge that caused Noah to become a boatbuilder.

[Misunderestimator]

9. The idea of Noah's ark floating in piss just kinda makes me...

:)

[bigwillq]

10. Puke

There I said it. That's gross.

[Misunderestimator]

11. Well, piss off if you don't like it...

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[bigwillq]

14. I think we need to take this outside

I'm sick of your *shit*

;-) :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

15. LOL

:toast:

[bigwillq]

19. See, you think I'm funny

Come on, admit it!:silly: :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

20. Yeah... it's funny the things I find funny...

:silly:

[bigwillq]

21. Well you must have a ball then everytime you

look into a mirror!:evilgrin: :silly:

[Misunderestimator]

22. How old are you anyway?

:) :shrug:
:bounce::bounce:

[bigwillq]

23. OkOK, I'm getting carried away with myself

I am only joking but maybe I crossed the line. If you are really offended please tell me and I will stop. I was just trying to have a funny conversation because I am so bored at work right now and I need someone to laugh with even if it's only via the computer.

BTW, I am 26, for whatever that is worth.

[Misunderestimator]

24. Translation: Smiley face and that Bouncy thing mean I'm joking...

:)

I was definitely kidding. :toast:

[bigwillq]

Oh I knew that but the Shrug had me a little nervous

Carry on.

[Misunderestimator]

26. LOL

oh... and I have to have the last word.

[bigwillq]

27. Oh..so happy I'm still funny!

Of course you have to say the last word, you're a woman right?!:silly: :bounce: :yourock:

[Misunderestimator]

30. Yep... you got it right...

and thanks for the :yourock:... sweet.

[bigwillq]

31. I learned well from my mother and my sister

That they always have the last word in the household. Men, what good are we for anyway?!:shrug: :)

[Misunderestimator]

35. You learned well

... grasshopper

[bigwillq]

36. Grasshopper? So what, now I have antennae sticking out

of my face. It's called eyebrows you moron!:evilgrin: :silly:

[Misunderestimator]

38. LOL

Oh sorry.... those are just especially arching eyebrows... my bad. :)

[bigwillq]

39. Yes, I have grown such a classy looking unibrow

Seriously, what does it mean to piss like a racehorse? I never got that expression.

[Misunderestimator]

41. Just a LOT of built up stuff is all... :)

[Lisa]

37. there are horse-drawn tourist carriages in my town ...

... and one particular intersection has a big puddle of horse urine, every time I go by (careful to stay upwind!).

[MrSlayer]

12. Optometrist

[Misunderestimator]

13. Hmm.... You got some history there or somethin?

:)

[GOPisEvil]

16. Like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

So says my dad when it's raining hard. (i.e. It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock out there.)

[Misunderestimator]

17. Cute... was that in Texas?

Just kinda sounds familiar.

[GOPisEvil]

18. My dad is from southwest IL originally. I suspect he picked it up there.

However southern IL is damn near the south (as I suspect his family came from Kentucky).

[gottaB]

43. racehorse on a flat rock

"I've got to piss like a racehorse on a flat rock"

[NightTrain]

25. There's always good old, reliable...

..."motherfucker."

[Misunderestimator]

28. Oh well... I was working on a deadline... :)

:bounce:

[bigwillq]

40. Deadline, you say,...

What type of work do you do? If you want to share.

[Misunderestimator]

42. No sharing.... not today... :)

But the deadline applies only to this thread... :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Priapic alcoholic

[King Of Paperboys]

32. ...like a metaphor with a full bladder.

eom

[DrWeird]

33. Is it that race horses piss a lot?

Or is it only at races that most people see large animals urinate?

Seriously, I curious about where this phrase came from.

[bigwillq]

34. I never got what this phrase meant either

Can someone help us out?

[geniph]

45. Both.

I think, in this day and age, a hell of a lot of people have never been around live, excreting, cattle or horses except the occasional day at the racetrack. Big animals pee prodigious quantities. Plus horses drink a hell of a lot of water, so, yeah, they piss a lot. A LOT.

[SarahB]

44. Like a multigravida in the third trimester.

[bif]

46. A greyhound

Is my standard line

[rbnyc]

47. great big pregnant lady!

To the tune of "Blowin' in the Wind"

How many times
Can a girl go pee
In one single day?
You'd think once an hour
Would be quite enough.
How much more can I pee, I say.
The answer my friend
Is my peeing never ends.
The answer, my peeing never ends.

[sus]

48. like a geriatric groundhog.

don't judge me!!

[blindpig]

50. other: pygmy hippo

disgusting critters, the male's penis is somehow bent backwards between the legs: he urinates & defecates simultaneously while franticly wagging his nasty little tail to get a fanning effect. Had one at the zoo I worked at who backed up to the bars when a school class was visiting.....

I feel the need to piss like a pygmy hippo.....now!