"Only Dr. Hans Zarkoff...has provided any explanation"

[Nevernose]

You get a cookie if you can name the song.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Flash...I LOVE Queen

[Nevernose]

2. At least SOMEone reads my stream-of-consciousness

or has taste in music, for that matter.

Political tie-in (I found this on some guy's blog):
Al Queda Responsible for Sun Spots
Today, Dr. Hans Zarkoff, formerly of NASA, annouced that the recent sunspot activity was due to the actions of the extremist group linked to Al-Queda.
"I believe that Muslims Insurgent Network Government, (MING), is responsible. They are taking orders directly from Mr. Osama's Network of Genuine Opposition (MONGO)" said Zarkoff.
Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security would neither confirm or deny any information linking Al Queda to the recent solar flares. However, he announced a new national security color, Ultra Violet, which will be explained shortly.
Ok, so I'm feeling kinda off tonight...



http://www.howardgreenstein.com/blog/2003/10/30.html

[truthspeaker]

3. Flash! We only have 15 minutes to save the earth!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Attention. Attention. Flash Gordon approaching.

What do you MEAN, Flash Gordon approaching?

[Az]

4. Got that on my MP3 player right now.

DIVE!!!!