ROFLMAO! New York Press author offers to LAY Ann Coulter!!

[Carl Brennan]

ROTF

http://nypress.com/17/25/news&columns/MarkAmes.cfm

NEWS & COLUMNS
The Coulter Challenge
By Mark Ames
THE COULTER CHALLENGE There was a time when an appearance by Ann Coulter inspired an uneasy mixture of rage and desire. Most won't admit it, but there was something sexy about an Aryan she-villain calling on her country to conquer and Christianize the Islamic heathen. I don't think I was the only one who read that notorious post-9/11 column of hers and thought, "Damn, I bet she's a good lay."
But o, how the mighty have fallen. Last week, Ann Coulter appeared on Hannity & Colmes looking haggard and clinically insane. The Night of the Living Dead circles underneath her eyes, the lifeless hair—it looks like she's been living on canned foods for the past two months.

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The saddest part was when Hannity flashed the cover of Coulter's upcoming How to Talk to a Liberal. There she is, posing full-length in a tight black mini, a childless MILF-wannabe trying to pass herself off as a 40-something far-right pin-up. Ann's star is sagging, and apparently her handlers don't have the heart to tell her.
Which brings me to my challenge. I don't believe Ann is half as sexy as she wants us to believe. In fact, I'm sure that Ann has all the sexual dynamism of a carton of fax paper.
So here is my public challenge to Ann Coulter: I propose that you and I spend a night together in a four-star hotel. We will wine together, we will dine together, we will harden each other's nipples with erotic pillow talk about Sen. Joe McCarthy, and yes, Ann, we will fuck. Ann, here's the dare: I am betting that no matter how much you try, no matter what prostate-massaging tricks a John Birch Prom Queen like you possesses, you, Ann Coulter, cannot make me come.......

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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Welcome to DU

[leftofthedial]

2. careful what you wish for

I always say

[Coventina]

3. Wow! That guy has some "large attachments"!

I say if Ann takes him up on it that he be awarded some sort of "Purple Heart".

on edit: dumb spelling error

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. Purple Hard or Purple Heart? (eom)

:-)

[w13rd0]

4. Geez, the man certainly has a better constitution than I...

...that bony ass man would snap like a brittle, fragile twig beneath me. And that's even before we reach the legal definition of contact. She looks like she lives not inside a glass house, but inside a glass bottle, filled with piss, vinegar and vodka. Ewwww!!!

[eaprez]

6. Ewwww Thanks for the Visual!

[Gman]

7. How can you possibly get it up when she never shuts up?

There's nothing sexy about Coulter. Absolutely nothing. Coulter is as sexy as a Nazi book burning.

[FlemingsGhost]

10. She can't talk if ... well, nevermind!

She did date Bob Guccionne, Jr. for a spell. A Democrat, I believe. Bob has had a lot of women. Wonder what they had in common. Hmmmmmm ...

[wyldwolf]

8. hysterical!

[KoKo]

9. EWWWWWWW....Disgusting.....

:puke:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

11. Uh...uh...erk!! Quick, damnit...throw me a barf-bag!!....

Ewww...too late.

[indigobusiness]

12. That shrivels my indigobusiness...

He is a braver man than me.

[americanstranger]

13. Oh, ACK!

There goes dinner. I may not eat for the rest of the week.

Gotta go wash my mind out with drain cleaner or something.

-as

[jimshoes]

14. Made me think of the Zappa song

Dynamo Hum. "I got a 40 dollar bill that says you can't make me come .... You just cant do it!