Judge Pleasures Himself While On Bench With Penis Pump - Charged

[matcom]

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JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.

According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes).

Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. The long .... er.... arm of the law

[Blue-Jay]

2. I wonder what the case was about?

pfft pfft pfft pfft

[4morewars]

3. OK matcom...

admit it, you made up that one !

[matcom]

5. nope. link included

even I couldn't come up with "swoosh" :D

[Pachamama]

4. Austin Powers - "That's not mine, Baby" n/t

[name not needed]

6. you dont happen to be a judge, do you?

:)

[SheepyMcSheepster]

7. so did he oil and shave his nether region before hand?

or was this all in court under the shroud of justice?

[Loonman]

8. I guess that is his bag

Baby!

[flamingyouth]

9. Well, don't that beat all

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Apparently he was beating SOMETHING back there.

Semen in the trash can?!?! :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

Next to be released: the photo exhibits!!!

[underpants]

13. Well.........he certainly was busy back there huh?

Talk about multi-tasking!

[matcom]

31. 8x10 color glossy photographs with circle and arrows on the back .....

of each one explaining what each one does :D

[GOPisEvil]

32. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

A typical case of American blind justice!

[matcom]

33. must have been the "Group W" Bench

:bounce:

[underpants]

11. CHARGED?!?! I think I would have paid cash for THAT

:bounce:

[matcom]

12. LOL

Post #5 :D

[terrya]

14. I love it...dispensing law...AND making himself bigger and thicker...

at the same time! :-)

[matcom]

16. SNARF!

:thumbsup:

[supernova]

17. He and the guy writing scriptures in library books

ought to get together.

[NewJeffCT]

18. It's all Clinton's fault!

Now, who appointed this guy to the bench?

[GOPisEvil]

20. He was elected.

Oklahoma has non-partisan elections for district judges.

[SoCalDem]

22. um... was he elected or......

erected ??

sincerely... E. Litella

[Solly Mack]

19. "Here Comes the Judge" Here Comes the Judge"

(Flip Wilson)

[Ksec]

21. hope it doesnt end in a hung jury

[Blue-Jay]

25. <groan>

[Pachamama]

28. Hee hee...LOL...That's a good one...n/t

[SoCalDem]

23. Greased up, shaved, horny and ready to rule

Just what this country needs in a judge.. This guy sounds like SCOTUS material..

[afraid_of_the_dark]

24. So THAT's why justice is blind...

I didn't realize it also had hairy palms.

[matcom]

27. oh man....

bbaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd :D

[MikeG]

26. Hey, he was sharpening his Sword of Justice!

[TXlib]

29. how horribly embarrassing...

but he brought it on himself.

[matcom]

30. i think he was 'pushed' into it

:bounce:

[Unperson 309]

34. Here's Hoping He Gets A Stiff

Sentence!

309

[tinnyguy1777]

35. Here cum de judge------here cum de judge!!!

[matcom]

36. BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:D

[Kat45]

37. As soon as I saw the subject, I knew it had to be your post.

:bounce:

[matcom]

38. how come?

:D

[Ksec]

39. Ive heard this Judge uses a Hands On approach to most of his cases

[TheMightyFavog]

40. Obvious Austin Powers reference...