Dallas DUers

[ChickMagic]

I have a friend who wants to go see a free concert by Winton Marsalis but doesn't want to go by herself. She's a great gal - would anyone want to go to the concert and keep her company?

[ChickMagic]

1. kick

[ChickMagic]

2. kick

[ChickMagic]

3. Okay, isn't there ANYBODY

who isn't going to be at F911 who likes W. Marsalis? Free concert. FREE, I tells ya.

[GOPisEvil]

4. If I were in Dallas...

[ChickMagic]

5. Thanks sweetie

She was sitting in my office in tears because she struck out finding someone to go - she really wants to go, but won't go alone.

BTW - I can't wait to get together with you again. I look a lot better than I did last time you saw me. :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. I wish I could have gotten to Houston last week.

But I was chained to my house. :-(

I'm glad you kicked Death's ass! :hi:

[ChickMagic]

7. Houston was a blast!

You would have loved it. Hey - I'm too mean to die. :D

[GOPisEvil]

8. I heard some of the stories.

I just didn't want y'all getting arrested. :D

[ChickMagic]

9. A stranger had to walk me home

from the crawdead boil because I could not walk a straight line. He was afraid I'd be arrested, I think, or killed at the very least. I just kept sauntering off curbs at intersections.

It wasn't the Shiner. I'm sure of it. It was the crawdeads. :silly:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Excellent!

Those evil crawdads!

[ChickMagic]

11. I kept putting plastic crawdads on my ears

and somehow wound up with a huge plastic lobster down the back of my jeans. Don't know how, don't know why. Derby says, "My wife with crawdads on her earlobes? INCONCEIVABLE!!!"

[GOPisEvil]

12. Hahahahahaha!!! Those crustaceans can't be trusted!

[ChickMagic]

13. Well, it's perfect for our nephew's next luau.

Last time Derby wore a grass skirt and a coconut bra. 19 year old nephew was, of course, mortified. So now we have a plastic lobster to attach to Derby's butt on the back of the grass skirt. :evilgrin:
Am I a rotten aunt, or what?