Other People's Secrets: Report Them Here

[sus]

I will begin the cleansing.


LynneSin voted for Bush.

It's TRUE!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Yes. I hear she loves Bush.

[sus]

2. Someone told me she's also a..well..you know. it begins with L.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Toaster Enthusiast.

[sus]

9. I also heard that Screaming Lord Byron is alphabetically challenged.

shhh..it's genetic.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. LToaster begins with an L!

[sus]

13. you know what else starts with L?? LIAR! yeah! uh-huh!

so take THAT, mr. screaming LB!

[dolo amber]

3. whoisalhedges

had an astoundingly hairy ass. He told me so himself! :D

[eyesroll]

12. I know the woman who cleans his bathroom...I should ask...

:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

14. You should not only ask

you should give that poor dear soul a sainthood! :D

[sus]

4. so I heard this from a reputable source who I won't name but

his initials are GOPisEvil and HE told ME that Matcom is really a pink bunny and he lays multi-colored eggs. He's like MAGIC or something!

[GOPisEvil]

6. I hear that m-jean really isn't a lesbian, but just needed a toaster.

[sus]

7. oh that is SCANdalous! (teehee)

[commander bunnypants]

8. schwang

good one.

Hey if I change sides can I get a toaster?

DDQM

[sus]

10. only if you tell us someone else's secret.

[commander bunnypants]

16. Underpants throws like a girl...

not really a secret but funny to watch. He is a man of many fouilables

DDQM

[sus]

17. we knew that one! tell us another. and leave facts and logic out of it!

we can't be bothered with anything like that.

[commander bunnypants]

20. ok ok he is a vegetarian

He thinks cows are evil

DDQM

[sus]

22. I heard his belief that bovine are evil stems from his first true love,

whom we will just refer to as.."Bessie."

[m-jean03]

27. AHHHHHH!!!

You lie!!! I will get you for this!! :P

[Amaya]

15. I cannot divulge other peoples secrets...

Besides I don't know any :)

[sus]

19. I heard Amaya has amnesia.

She keeps telling people's secrets and then she forgets.

For example, she told me that DU really stands for Duluth University. I believe it! Makes sense....

[Amaya]

44. I was typing while intoxicated...Ok

What else did I say? I'm sooooo confused :crazy:

[sus]

53. you said that the $500 you owe me is in the mail.

[SarahB]

58. Phew, scared me for a second.

;)

[eyesroll]

18. RandomKoolZip is a kumquat-lover

I know.
I've been to his house.
Kumquats everywhere.

[sus]

21. oh lord. that is SICK.

what have I wrought?

tell us more!

[eyesroll]

23. Some of the kumquats were CUT IN HALF and PUT ON STICKS.

With chocolate, even.

:scared:

[sus]

24. where in the hell is Child Protection? Did you call his social worker?

[jukes]

sus

sorry to break thread, but what do you do w/ a deer's tongue?



and why?



:think:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Kumquats and chocolate?!?!

What kind of sick, perverted mind would conceive of that?!

[sus]

28. probably that LynneSin person. She's corrupt and immoral!

[LynneSin]

31. GOP, stay away from her - she owns her own deer tongue

I kid you not!!!

[LynneSin]

25. sus & GOPisEvil are having torried phone sex

plus sus has her very own deer tongue

That is all I have to say!!

[matcom]

29. you voted for BUSH?

well THAT explains your filthy carpets!

[LynneSin]

32. MAT - she owns a deer tongue AND a toaster

:eyes:

[sus]

33. BURN! good one, cowfucker! oh wait. that's underpants. nevermind.

[sus]

30. torried phone sex? is like cockney phone sex? oy! speak English, woman!!

[matcom]

34. now sus, don't get cockney!

:D

[LynneSin]

35. You two are never allowed to meet each other

And since sus is coming to NYC for the convention you'll have to stay home. I'm frightened if you two actually become friends. She already has GOPisEvil wrapped around her warped deer tongue

[GOPisEvil]

39. No, no, no...we have Labor phone sex!

Down with the Tories!

[sus]

47. I heard GOPisEvil is a dirty Whig.

[GOPisEvil]

50. Federalist swine!!

[LynneSin]

51. Can you two get a private chat room or something

We really don't want to hear all your sex talk here in a PG rated forum

[sus]

52. speaker of French!

[GOPisEvil]

55. Eater of cheese!

[sus]

56. doh! didn't see that one comin'..

my dueling pistol, sir!

[sus]

36. I heard Matcom is working on a sort of "how-to" book entitled

"How To Make a Fashionable Tinfoil Hat and How to Put the Bling in Your Decoder Ring"

[matcom]

37. no no no

thats "Bling in your Nipple Ring!"

get it right

[sus]

40. sorry. 42nd hand information....

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

38. He hasn't finished up "Sucessful Tactics for Pre-Emptive Portapotty War"

He's working on that book with Underpants. I know it'll be a nailbiter!

[matcom]

41. eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

you bite your nails after potty-wars?

:puke:

no WONDER your carpets are FILTHY!

[LynneSin]

43. Go stick a deer tongue up your ass

:mad:

[sus]

42. I also heard from someone whose name sounds like thunderpants

that Matcom is planning on starting a love thread about LynneSin entitled:

The 24/7 Commentary on LynneSin Thread. For All Those on DU Who Are Obsessed With Her: Her Fashion, Antics, Taxidermied Animals,Her "To Do" Lists, and her FILTHY CARPET!

She secretly loves the attention.

[LynneSin]

45. I'm going to put you on ignore

Did you OD on your Lithium today or something?

[sus]

46. I heard that Campaign Underground Status Report doesn't really need help

as they claim in the lobby.

falsifiers!! prevaricators!!

[LynneSin]

48. You better hope I don't get picked as moderator again

I'll have you tombstone before you can say LAUNDRY NIGHT (which from what I hear you only say about twice a year)



:loveya:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. My friend Goo likes to wear green underwear.

She won't mind that I shared this.

[m-jean03]

54. Westegg's a hack who writes lesbian erotica for straight men's porn

magazines. You heard it here first. :evilgrin:

[sus]

57. I also heard that Westegg can help you convert your

Myers-Briggs Results to Swiss Francs

[TrogL]

59. Ank wears waaaay too much cologne

Probably to cover up the smell.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

60. TrogL actually works for SCO (nt)

[TrogL]

62. Dammit - who told?

[aQuArius]

61. I heard all about WHAT REALLY happened at the TX Dem Con with DU'ers

I have a spy! LOL I was sad I missed all the fun, but I had to spend quality time with my dad, being that is was Father's Day weekend.