what was the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?

[Race4Peace]

I fell off the bed.

Yes, I feel stupid.
No, I have no problem.

[kiahzero]

1. Went back to sleep.

Over and over again.

[matcom]

2. blinded myself

:P

[Catch22Dem]

3. Pissed. n/t

[TrogL]

4. Answered the phone at 4 a.m.

It was the security company telling me something was wrong at the office.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. That's a pretty sucky way to wake up...

I hope nothing was really wrong!

[Parche]

5. first thing

nasty

[laruemtt]

6. said 'oh no!'

neighbor's dog barked all night and i got very little sleep. argghhh!

[sdfernando]

7. Opened my eyes

1st thing I did was open my eyes.

[prolesunited]

8. Not quite the first thing

but I did do 12 miles on my bike before going to work this morning since I have to work me second job tonight.

[Insider]

9. turned on tv: the practice

fluff pillows, turn over. great show

[catzies]

10. fed the cats

A hungry cat has no snooze button.

[LostInAnomie]

11. Told the two women in the bed with me to go home.

[Padraig18]

12. Gave Tony a kiss.

:)

[Sporadicus]

13. Logged Onto DU

and checked out the posts made overnight.

[bratcatinok]

14. First thing?

I shot the alarm clock.

[Parrcrow]

19. Happy Birthday Brat

:hi: :party:

[bratcatinok]

22. ???

Thanks but you're a month early. :)

My birthday is July 24th but I'll take all of the happy birthday wishes I can get!

[Parrcrow]

24. Newyawker posts Birthday threads

She does the Milestones threads too. She has posted a thread today wishing you a happy birthday. I thought I'd say so too.

Now I get to do it again next month:D

[bratcatinok]

25. Oops!

I wonder if I've mistyped somewhere or if there was a mistake with the date.

I must have missed the threads somehow. I need to let Newyawker know today is a month early.

[MisterP]

33. I almost inhaled my tongue with laughing!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. gave tari a kiss

tried to get her to have sex...she rolled over...and covered herself with the blanket :shrug:

[geniph]

16. Staggered into the bathroom and peed

just like every other morning of my life. Well, except for the ones when I stagger to the bathroom and shriek curses because someone's already in there and I NEED TO PEE!

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Said "who are you?"

[m-jean03]

27. To your wife, or the face in the mirror?

:shrug: :hi:

[Beaverhausen]

18. heard NPR announce that SC gave Cheney a pass

and was pissed. Then I did. Piss that is.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Let the dog out

and recycled nitrogen. At least I think that's what I did...Things are kind of blurry before coffee.

[NMDemDist2]

23. my routine is the same

slap the alarm clock, go to kitchen put cup under espresso machine, hit the "1cup" button twice, go pee, come back add hot water to espresso shots, go to couch, light cigarette, turn on laptop, drink 1/2 of the americano while puter wakes up, log on to Du, check "my posts" & LBN, drink other half of americano with one more ciggy

then I say hi to hubby and the dogs and tune into the TV that hubby has had on for the last 20 minutes

same thing every morning

edit to add i'm no "Mary Sunshine" at 4AM :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

26. After getting out of bed

I put on my clothes. I sleep nekkid. :-)

[SarahB]

28. Got juice for my youngest son.

[bicentennial_baby]

29. Had an anxiety attack

Yeah, life's been real fun for me lately...

[Unperson 309]

30. Same Thing I Do Every Morning: Told the Missus I Love Her.

It's our little routine. Last words out of my mouth at night are "Sleep well, Honey, dream good dreams." and she says "I love you."

First thing in the morning, whoever wakes up first has to tell the other "I love you, Sweetheart."

Disgusting, aint it? :bounce: It keeps us happy.

Then I went and took a wizz.

309

[proud patriot]

31. Battled Trojan Horses for 4 hours 7 of them to be exact

:grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. same thing that is always the first thing I do when I wake up: I peed

(went to the bathroom to do it, of course)

Step 1: pee

Step 2: Make coffee

Step 3: Wait impatiently for coffee to finish; check email

Step 4: poop

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Said, "Matcom, stop blinding yourself. You'll get hairy palms."

[Kadie]

35. Stumbled out of bed to check on my son who was yelling "MOM"

[x-g.o.p.er]

36. Asked to get a little somethin-somethin..

from mrs x-g.o.p.er.

I always try to make her laugh first thing in the morning. Then I went to the bathroom.

[Burma Jones]

37. Told my 6 year old son to go back to bed

I wish I could get back to sleep in the morning.

[AlFrankenFan]

38. Nearly kicked my dad in the face

cause he yanked on my toe to wake me up (ya he's weird but 3000 miles away now yay) and I was having another civil war dream and something in my dream grabbed my foot and my first reaction was to kick. missed though.