If your pet could talk right now, what would it say?

[Padraig18]

Brodie would be saying, "But Daaaaaaaaaaaad, I really want you to play ball with me---right now!" ...

:)

[Don_G]

1. Don't Wake Me Up

Until you run the "Cat Signal"...usuaully the can opener.

[sbj405]

2. Alex would say "Why? Why? Why?"

He's got a HUGE hot spot that he's been gnawing at so I pulled out the e-collar (aka the lampshade). He's hating life. Running into walls, doors, etc.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. "i want more dry food" le petite coquette

"throw that other cat away...she is such trash" galadrial

[Parrcrow]

4. "Hey food guy....

its chow time!!"

[UCLA02]

5. "Get the hell out of the DU lounge...

...grab that brush over there and get to work out some of this nappy fur! Don't ya know it's 110-degrees outside and I'm in this thick coat??"

[name not needed]

6. my cat is dead but...

i hate your grandmother. kill her. i know you want to. and kill the dog too.


:)

[hlthe2b]

7. "Scaaaared, Mama, scared!.... Make it stop!..." (thundering here....)

and she is inconsolable during lightning/thunder storms!

[Padraig18]

9. Awwwwwwww!

Our Grover dog is like that, too.

[VOX]

8. "You mind if I wash my paws in your ice water? Good, 'cause I'm doin' it!"

"And while your at it, you got any snacks?"

[meti57b]

10. "doesn't anyone here understand what the word 'now' means?!"

[Southsideirish]

11. "Car trip!!" He loves to ride in the car. We have a pillow for him to

sit on and we trade it back and forth as he never leaves our laps.

[havocmom]

12. Can I pleeezeeeee have a puppie? Huh? Huh? A little furry puppy that

really barks? This toy one is broken and won't bark! I bite his ass where the bark button is and it still won't bark. I need a puppy. A real one. One that runs around. These toys ones just sit. OK OK, they have that "Sit! Stay!" thing down pretty good, but there is no surprise, no mystery, no little piles of puppy poop.

I wanna puppy, Mom. I'll make a great dog dad. See I put my toy puppy in the bathtub for some water. I showed the other one where the food dish is. Remember how I put that one on the window sill so he could look out? Wasn't that sweet of me? I brought one of Dad's slippers to each of them to chew on. I could carry them around in these mega-lips I have (face it Mom, you guys don't hunt, so there is no way my lips are ever gonna get to schlepp a duck around unless one just sorta falls outta the sky, and what are the chances of that happening?

Puppy! I wanna puppy! It's sorta lonely being the only fur-child around here since that old cat died. I miss him. I get sad cuz there is no one to lick my dog nose when I have ring-around-the-muzzle after cleaning out the cottage cheese carton. No furry pal to snuggle and put his little chin on my dog cheek and make little critter sounds while I sleep.

I really really really need a puppy. We could take him with us for walkies and camping and stuff. I could explain the take out window at the burger place in town to him. He'd be a chip off my ol block head. Please look online at the shelter places again and see if they have my puppy ready for me to pick up yet....

I love you, Mom. Thanks for the eggs on my dogfood. I could share with a PUPPY!

[NMDemDist2]

23. i think you should get him a puppy

he sounds very sincere and my kids are so happy they aren't "only children"

[NMDemDist2]

13. whacha eating mom huh? Huh? you gonna give me some huh??

little piggies they are

[Padraig18]

14. My mouse would say.....

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the whole BOX of raisins, not just 3 or 4."

:P

[dolo amber]

15. My pug would be saying

"Mmmmm....ferret...."

My ferret would be saying "Hellooooooo...? Drowning in pug drool here. Back in my condo much??"

:D

[ashling]

16. First of all, Patches is offended by the word "if" in your subject line;

however, being the introspective Democat that she is, Patchie likes to reflect on events in her journal. Her journal is a veritable catalogue of kitty thoughts, if you will. We have just had our once monthly (approximately) bath, and so she is also being sort of pouty.

Her journal entry reads as follows:

"The one they call 'Daddy' went through that period again when he turns into a wildcat! I think I heard them talking about mailmen's paws, but not sure what it means.
He puts me in the WATER! Crazy humans. I mean, I can clean my self, thank you very much!
Must stop now . . . have to lick my butt."

[Champ]

17. Right now

Let me have a chicken strip please, please, please. Pretty please, I can see it in her eyes :)

[tjwash]

18. "I'm taking a nap, leave me alone..."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. Dig me up, damnit! Get me out of this freakin box!

[ElectroPrincess]

20. Take me for an evening walk ya lazy human :P

[cmf]

21. "I'm hungry"

That's what she always seems to be saying. Either that or "I'm sleepy".

[bratcatinok]

22. Rufus was soooo happy to see us.

Fiance had surgery yesterday on his back and we got back home today.
Rufus stayed home and his great aunt checked on him twice a day. She noticed he wasn't eating his kibble so she bought him hamburger patties at Sonic.

Rufus is about 12 inches tall but he was so excited Ma and Pa were home he nearly knocked both of us over. The excitement lasted for a good 30 minutes and he's still happy to see us.

So, Rufus is saying "nope, nope, nope, not going to leave me again, not, not, not

[Nevernose]

24. How long are you gonna leave me buried in the back yard?

That and "Brrraaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss"

[No2W2004]

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