"Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'...

[dolo amber]

Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns-hole'!!"

:D

[nickgutierrez]

"It's easy, mmm-kay!"

:D

[dolo amber]

4. "You're a buns-hole"

HAS to be the greatest swear EVER. :D

[Nevernose]

1. Fuck you, and fuck the horse you rode in on

Hey, don't blame me. I'm just quoting the vice-president here...

[SarahB]

2. How about bootie?

:7

[nickgutierrez]

6. Too many syllables. n/t

[burythehatchet]

3. is "can" not OK?

:)

[Fenris]

5. "Don't wanna spend your life addicted to smack..."

"Homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack."

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. Follow my plan and very soon you'll say...

It's easy mmmkay!

[SOteric]

7. That gives a whole new perspective to "hot cross buns."

[realisticphish]

9. Step two

instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and "this poo is cold"

[cheezus]

21. step 3

with bitch drop the 't', cuz bich is latin for generosity!

[cheezus]

22. step 4, don't say fuck any more

cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
so just use the word m'kay!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. And then blame Canada

you donkey-raping uncle fucker. Oh, and Kyle's mom is the biggest bitch ever.

:P

God, I love that movie.

[Brahma Bull]

11. "Layeth the smacketh down on your candy buns?"

I don't think so. I'll stick with ass. :)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. There are times when you get suckered in...

By drugs and alcohol, and sex with women...
But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch...

[amerikat]

13. Don't say f***, say Fallujah

as in "aaahhhh Fallujah" or "This is all Fallujah'd up"

[mkultra]

14. I remember when i was a kid

and using the word butt seemed an acceptable middle ground between weenieville and out right cussing. Words like butthole and buttwipe.

[NightTrain]

15. "You're making a buns of yourself"?!

[Arcturus]

16. Dumb buns. (nt)

[Interrobang]

17. Double post: "I'd rather my children said fuck than toilet."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,844116,00.html

[Skittles]

18. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUNS

:7

[VOX]

19. "Say goodbye, Whistle-Buns!"

:kick:

[tigereye]

20. I tell my kid to say

butt, instead. Although I don't think that is the point of all this. As long as he doesn't quote Bender, the sociopathic robot, "Bite my shiny metal ass."

[matcom]

23. NEVER!

i will NOT refer to him as my 'Walking Smiley-Buns'!

[King Of Paperboys]

24. Reminds me of the Richard Pryor story

My brother went to VietNam, and got shot in the ass!

Don't say ass, say rectum.

Rectum, shit, it KILLED him!