I SAW A SIGN!!! Even God is seeing Farhenheit 9/11 tonight

[LynneSin]

I was driving into work and I saw this sign at the local church I past everyday. Even God knows something is wrong!!!

[DebJ]

1. Last night on TV I think it was Michael Moore who said God

must be saying at this point, "Leave me out of this"

Hey this is God
Could I please have your attention
There's a need for intervention
Man I'm disappointed in what I'm seeing
Hey this is God
You fight each other in my name
Treat life like it's a game
I say you got the wrong idea
All I'm asking for is love
Haven't you hurt yourselves enough?
Oh I've been waiting on a change in you...
Phil Vassar, This Is God

[Ilsa]

2. Rats. Even the Baptists get to see it. My little theatre isn't

showing it. At least, it isn't listed in the newspaper. I might be dishing some hell today!

[underpants]

3. Yeah but the Methodist will get there first

they always do.

[sus]

4. that reminds me of the scene in Mighty Aphrodite where the Greek Chorus

calls Zeus and his answering machine says, "Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone."

[tigereye]

5. that's really cool

good for them.