Dogs playing cards-seriously

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/poker_pooches

"Sands Casino Hotel: Where the Big Dogs Play," read the sign in the pit, which has per-hand betting minimums of $500 on weekends. Built to lure high-stakes players, the pit features roulette wheels, a craps table and six blackjack tables.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Quick! Get the oil paints and velvet!

[demnan]

2. And all the cats do is

lie down on a game of cards!

[SiouxJ]

3. The problem is, dogs only know how to "stay"

so they usually only win when the dealer busts.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Ha!!! They could be dealt a good hand!

:hi:

[SiouxJ]

6. True but if they're anything like me,

they never get dealt a good hand to start with, that's why I said "usually." ;-) Then again they're probably "lucky dogs."

:hi:

edit: uh, if, not it ;-)

[Az]

5. I'd say life imitating art but

That would suggest the original was art.