I'm going to go shave now. Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Come on - I'm trusting you with this one because I know you're all big boys and girls now, so don't let me down.

[King Of Paperboys]

1. I'm afraid to touch my OWN stuff.

Yours looks like pretty nasty stuff, I must say.

[XNASA]

2. Ummmm..........shave what?

I only ask because that will determine how long you'll be gone.

[matcom]

3. you shaving your fumunda parts too?

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Ewwwwww, that's disgusting

not the shaving, just the term "fumunda". Had to look it up.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Though I should probably shave my yak that way, shouldn't I?

[pagerbear]

4. I'm touching Rabrrrrr's stuff! I'm touching Rabrrrrr's stuff!

So there!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I'm back, and I'm very disappointed in you all

Especially PagerBear, though I applaud you for at least admitting your wrongdoing. That shows maturity.

But I'm never leaving you people alone again.

:spank:

(shaved only my beard - I forgot my beard trimmer on vacation and lordy, it was pissing me off, little hairs sticking everywhere...)

[pagerbear]

7. Pager hangs head in shame

...whilst secretly smirking

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Don't you dare smirk!

Now you just put your head down on your desk and be quiet for ten minutes and think about what you've done, you naughty nasty horrible no-good boy. And if I hear you crying, I'll kick your ass.

[pagerbear]

9. Would you do that for me?

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Now that I know you look forward to it,

no, I won't. :P

[pagerbear]

11. Curses! Foiled again!

You know the worst thing you can say to a masochist?
"No"

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Bwuhahahahaha!

[Southsideirish]

13. Eeek! You forgot to trim your ear hairs! That's very critical as

we get older they grow like 6 inches overnight. Go do it now while I wait and DON"T cut yourself!