Analogies HERE

[sus]

Analogies are like the icing on the cake - only without the sugar . They're like the gin in the tonic - only without the alcohol. I was sitting here thinking like the guy in the Rodin sculpture except that I'm not made of marble and my hand isn't on my chin and I'm wearing clothes.

[sus]

1. He flew thirty stories to the concrete slab...like an eagle, drunk.

[LynneSin]

2. Slow day at work?

Same here!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Getcher red hot similes and metaphors here!!! Step right up!

[sus]

4. As a horn to her eye, as a hope to your heart, thus might ye blow.

[sus]

5. To wait in DU for repartee is to wait for Godot, twice.

[LynneSin]

8. Let the thread die like this crappy analogy I'm trying to create

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

6. He Beatty-ed her shamelessly,

making her squeal like Ned and hallucinate like Warren.

[XNASA]

7. Slept like a log......

I woke up in the fireplace.

[sus]

9. as a cream to cheese was my face to her whip.

[GOPisEvil]

11. His chest was her pillow, and oh, did she drool.

[sus]

14. she was hungry enough to eat ten servings of airline food, economy class,

[GOPisEvil]

15. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

[Misunderestimator]

10. Dating another DUer is like oil dating vinegar

... they go so great together on a salad. :evilgrin:

ok, I was just browsing... away I go... :bounce::bounce::bounce:

(Edited... )

[sus]

12. She smote the web of human kindness as modems blasts bits, biting.

[Misunderestimator]

13. LOL... that's good.

[LynneSin]

19. Tossed Salads?

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Hmmmm.... perhaps

as long as everyone agrees on the interpretation... :)

[sus]

16. A good post is like poly-vinyl-chloride: synthetic, soon buried, and

never assimilated.

[GOPisEvil]

17. That is excellent!

:-)

[sus]

18. occasionally, some of this chemical stuff rubs off on me.

oops. that sounds dangerous!

[sus]

20. The new shoes chewed her heels as dead cows take revenge...long and hard.

[m-jean03]

22. I am like the National Geographic collection at the library, perused

only by horny juvenile delinquent schoolboys looking for the nude pictures. :cry:

Well, I am! At least on DU. :D

[sus]

23. Good one!!!

[m-jean03]

29. My unseen and unknown mind is like those endless pages of colorful

images and worldly knowledge -- but no one knows, no one cares, they only look for whatever quick, cheap thrills I have to offer. Day by day, my pages grow yellow, musty, and begin to stick together. Eventually, all my data will be transferred to microfiche or CD-ROM.

I don't know what happens at that point. :shrug:

[LynneSin]

25. you should come hang out with us at the RNC convention in NYC

we'll find you some action!

[m-jean03]

27. Ooooh, Republican babes!!

I want one that looks like the Coulter-geist!! :puke:

:D Are you going to be protesting?

[sus]

28. Her legs spread like herpes during the RNC.

[m-jean03]

34. And I puked like a fratboy on reading that statement

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Now I will drink like one, to try to forget that I read it. :beer: :beer: :beer:

[m-jean03]

35. Thanks for the invite --

Like a skunk caught in traffic, I only wish I could make it. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

24. It is about to rain as if a cow were urinating on a flat rock.

[sus]

26. His voice was like cheap grey flannel - soft, coarse, and easily spotted.

(shut up, shut up, shut up!)

[m-jean03]

31. And she always wore this particular flannel;

She could never take it off.

[m-jean03]

39. Until one day, when I got ahold of her.

Gradually, her coarseness softened and her softness hardened; she screamed like a schoolgirl and collapsed in a pile of electric blue satin. Never again would she don that old, gray flannel...

[sus]

30. Her braces mocked her teeth like an oversized teenage bra.

[sus]

32. they argued a moment as if they cared; the pigs flew by.

[m-jean03]

33. You sound existential today, sus...

You're like an old book, lying open in the street, pages fluttering senselessly, while it rains incessantly and the words begin to blur. . .

[sus]

36. your perception is like kudzu over cyber-byways

[m-jean03]

37. I use kudzu to make jello

I'm as cool as kudzu jello B-)

[sus]

38. your kudzu jello makes one feel as a kid on a roller-coaster as he

shouts his fears away

[m-jean03]

40. Your fear is like old bologna in the fridge

Better to toss it out and buy something healthier. ;-)