New names for the closing credits of CAR TALK.

[NightTrain]

Vice-President in Charge of Soft Drink Procurement: Ben D. Straw
Resident Art Critic: Art C. Fartsy (or Hoyt E. Toity)
In-House Practical Joker: Tom Foolery

Feel free to add your own!

[Hokie]

1. I love these..

Secretary in charge of seating arrangements: Ophelia Butz

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Credit Manager: Helen Bach

or if you want credit, go to Helen Bach.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. And their Russian Chauffer

Pickup Andropov

[Aristus]

4. I like their Hygeine Advisor from Tokyo:

Go Tekashawa.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. And of course their OB/GYN advisor

Hymen Splittor, MD

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Not a new name, but...

Their makeup advisor: Bud Tugly.

Great program.