favourite (non-vulgar) insult ?

[dudeness]

heres a couple of mine..but i am looking to expand my repetoire

I wouldn't piss in your ear if ya brain was on fire

go stick ya head up a dead bears bum

did your brothers and sisters survive?

I've seen a better head on a beer

when you were born, the doctors slapped your mamma

help me out here..

[Catch22Dem]

1. Get bent

Don't know why. Maybe because it never made sense to me.

[dudeness]

3. hmmm

get a life catch 22..lol

[Catch22Dem]

2. Sit on it, Potsie!

:evilgrin:

[dudeness]

4. better try again

dickwad..

[El Supremo]

5. They threw out the baby...

and kept the afterbirth.

[dudeness]

7. thats pretty gross...El Suckpremo..

...

[buff2]

14. And now they're called freepers

:hi:

[lpbk2713]

6. Blow it outcher ass................ n/t

[dudeness]

8. I've trodden in better insults than that!!!

come on!!!!

[amerikat]

9. I always ask, and it goes right over the heads of the ignorant

Have you ever met Will Rogers? When they say who.....I say I didn't think so.

[dudeness]

12. yeah..lol..

those crowds at the asylum can be real tough...

[Mobius]

10. "As If..."

with an eyeroll :eyes:

[dudeness]

13. mobius

refer to the bear insult...

thats pathetic..

[Mobius]

16. "may a diseased yak leave a surprise on your doorstep"?

:shrug:

[dudeness]

19. I could use that one

lol..

[buff2]

11. Is that really your head or did someone shit between your shoulders?

:evilgrin:

[dudeness]

15. lol...

they tell me you are sooo ugly..you gotta tie a steak round ya neck to get your dog to play with you..

[El Supremo]

17. Yup, I'd forgotten that one. n/t

[Mobius]

18. You appear to suffer from cranial rectal inversion syndrome

:evilgrin:
Edited to add:

You were so ugly as a child they had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

I've seen bigger peanut shells! :D

Is it in yet?

Is that it?

Did you fart, or is that just your breath?

I'm sorry, i think you have mistaken me for someone that gives a shit.

Perhaps I could paypal you 50 cents so you could call someone who gives a shit.

[dudeness]

20. a similar view to that from a dead bears bum..

I presume?

[sasquatch]

21. Take off you hoser

[dudeness]

22. hey sasquatch

forget your medication today?

[Mobius]

23. "your wife is a Big Foot isn't she Gus!"

"you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak" ~ Eddie Murphy - Delirious (it's a quote, before you guys get all mad at me)

[dudeness]

24. LMAO..

by jove i thinks shes got it.

[sasquatch]

44. Yep!

Don't tell anyone though, I hate chewing my way out of that damned straight jacket:silly:

[chaska]

25. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd still be...

twice as smart as you actually are.

That's one of chaska's own.

[dudeness]

26. chaska..my dear friend

you need some new material...

[chaska]

27. Hey, that's newly minted...

(sheepishly) I have been kinda working on it for years though.

Early versions lacked a certain ...mmm, piquantness, I think. Yes, that's it, piquantness. Decidedly lacking in the old piquant.

[dudeness]

28. well in that case..

it was unbelievably full of drama.excitement and of course..piquantness

[chaska]

33. Full of what??? What'd you call me???

[CO Liberal]

29. "I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits With an Unarmed Man"

Comes in handy when dealing with Freepers.

[dudeness]

30. good one CO..

that would leave freepers with about as much chance as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition..

[CO Liberal]

43. It Was My Wife's Suggestion

:-)

[ironflange]

31. Your mother wears combat boots!

An old classic, but still a bit strange.

[dudeness]

32. no stranger than

why do NZ men wear gumboots..?

[oxymoron]

34. mouth breathing unfortunate

[dudeness]

35. please explain Mr Moron??

:)

[oxymoron]

37. I just like calling morans

"mouth breathing unfortunates"

[dudeness]

39. this would indicate

perhaps some type of incestuous behaviour or interbreeding?..perhaps isolated to the southern parts of the USA?..

[Lydia Leftcoast]

36. My Latvian grandfather's favorite insults

"You big dumb!"
"Where you get your head, in the cabbage patch?"

[dudeness]

38. yes sirreee..

them ole latvian dudes could really churn em out...lol..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. Do you have a degree in stupidity?

Are you instinctively rude, or is this the result of years of training?

[dudeness]

41. this is a result of

years of training..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. LOL

I wasn't directing that at you... :beer: