This One's Called Michael Moore

[carpetbagger]

(Either you totally get this or you should move along and not worry, or Google 'king missile scorsese lyrics'. While I'll admit I've been a bigger King Missile fan than a Michael Scorsese fan, the lyrics pretty much sum up my feelings about Moore having seen the flick tonight.)

He makes the best fucking films
He makes the best fucking films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him

[bbernardini]

1. John S. Hall is a GOD.