If you had to buy Dubya a book, what would you get him?

[jmowreader]

Okay, here's the scenario: It's a gift-giving occasion for Mr. Bush and somehow or another you have to get him something. (You have no choice in this matter. I'm sorry, but you don't.) You've decided to get him a book. Pretend he can read.

What book would you choose?

I choose...



"How to Survive and Excel in Prison (Within and Without)" by Abdur-Rauf A. Rashid. Something tells me he's going to need this. I actually would have picked "How to Survive in Prison" by David Allan Coe, but Amazon didn't have it. This book...



"You Got Nothing Coming: Notes from a Prison Fish" by Jimmy Lerner would be a good second choice

If I wanted to get him a second book, I would choose

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"Last Suppers: Famous Final Meals from Death Row." I figure that most of the people in this book are guys he signed off on, so he might find it kinda fun to leaf through.

[AmyDeLune]

1. A nice

color-the-Bible-by-numbers coloring book so that he would have something to do during all those boring meetings with all those old boring guys who ask all those silly and hard to answer questions.

[physioex]

2. Curious George...

Hmmm...That might be too advanced. On second thought some type of pop up book would suffice....

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Does he have a signed copy of My Pet Goat?

He'd just giggle and giggle...

[jeff30997]

4. Intelligence for Dummies.

:silly:

[AlFrankenFan]

5. Dictionary

n/t

[Aunt Anti-bush]

6. The Bible

If he read it, he might realize his ideological views are all wrong.

[achtung_circus]

7. See Dick Run

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. My Pet Goat

So he can finally finish it to see how it ends...

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Children of the Corn

A short story by Stephen King to remind Dubya of the kind of world he tries to create.

[proud patriot]

10. "The Giving Tree"

It's a kids book , but It gets the point I want across
to bush and I believe he could actually read it .

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. I would get him

a thesaurus, so he can use more than 5 buzz words...terror, evil, etc

on edit: or "The Very Hungry Catepillar" his favorite childhood, or actually college book

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Presidency for Dummies

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. The Mask of Sanity by Herve Cleckley

the textbook on psychopathic personality disorder

[Padraig18]

14. Something he could color in. n/t

[PittPoliSci]

15. Crime and Punishment.

Though he might have trouble with the "big words" in it.