Your five most sucking bands/artists in history of mankind

[Ottmar]

Mine are

1) Scooter
2) Mark Oh
3) Mr. President
4) Captain Jack
5) Bon Jovi

Look for repressed memories and tell me yours.

[Kellanved]

1. I think you have missed "Modern Talking"

, Dieter Bohlen and D. Hasselhoff :shrug:

Just considering that four out of your five bands are almost entirely limited to the German market.

:hi:


Edit: hard to limit the list to 5.

[Ottmar]

6. Now I remember

Thank you very much. I knew this thread will hurt.

[asthmaticeog]

2. Top of my head:

Creed
Loverboy
Mahogany Rush
Jellyfish
Cutting Crew

[KFC]

3. The Eagles

The Eagles
The Eagles
The Eagles, and
The Eagles

[HEyHEY]

7. WHAT! - GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAB!

Love that scene in the Big Lebowski

[StaggerLee]

4. Pat Boone

No talent ass clown.



*edit- I'd pick four more but I'm too distracted right now- please forgive.

[HEyHEY]

5. New kids on the block

Creed
Nickelback
Pink Floyd
Jan and Dean

[DS1]

8. The B52s

Creed
Seven Mary Three
Voivod
The Cure (except for Burn)

[carpetbagger]

9. Wham, Spears, Toby Keith, Anita Bryant, Van Halen.

I tried to pick one archetype to each represent a category of really bad bands or singers. Van Halen is my attempt to answer the question "what the hell happened to rock?" All through the 80's, I heard about how great Van Halen was. Therefore I'm holding them as responsible as anyone for how rock music went from a vibrant, diverse genre to an anaemic monolith. Sure, the Beastie Boys and some of the less talented spawn of grunge and metal had a roll to play, but inserted into a less moribund milieu, their places would have been that of the bands that came in with an influencing but not dominant effect, kinda like a colony of 100 parrots in a city versus 100 starlings on each corner.

[curse10]

10. 1. Pink Floyd 2. Lynard Skynard 3. Creed

4. Nickelback 5. Pearl Jam

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. The Fearsome five:

1. Creed
2. Styx
3. Limp Bizkit
4. Poison
5. Green Day