Mikul More is a fat librul lier!!! He shood be shooted!!!

[Fenris]

Fayrenheight 911 is full of factshul arrows and propuganduh!!! He liyed about the Sawdi Roil famly and abowt the congressman whoos sun is in the army and abowt Irack and about Britnee Speers and Murika!!!!!!! He is a traytor!!! And a commonist!!! He's a red pinko piece of sheet!!! He don't like gunns eether! He's a bleeding hart librul fakur!!! And he's a hipocritikul millyonair who has a spensiv howse in librul New Yorq Citee!!!! Plus his movee was boreing! There weren't no car chasess or nothin. He just tawked fur a longass time!!! F U Mikul Mooore! Now wheres my dukes of hazzard tapes?!!

[Career Prole]

1. Hey!

You're bilingual! :toast:

[Fenris]

2. I speek Freepurrr!

:D

[Career Prole]

10. You can be an interpreter, or a "deep-cover" agent! So many possible

options are open to you! I'm fairly certain we can do without an ambassador though, since diplomatic relations have broken off.
:evilgrin:

[punpirate]

6. Sort of what Jim Hightower said...

... of a former Texas governor who was trying to learn Spanish to attract Hispanic voters: "Now he's bi-ignorant." :P

[Career Prole]

12. LOL...I remember that line...

He sized up the situation perfectly!:D

[VelmaD]

19. I thought it was Molly Ivins...

and I think she said it about Bill Clements back when he was governor.

[punpirate]

20. Nope...

... but she does relate the story (at the time, I believe, Hightower was agriculture commissioner in Texas).

Cheers.

[RoadRunner]

3. If MrB ever retires

you could sign on for that "Equal Time with Bob Boudelang" thingie. You have it down, dude. Good show!

[Enraged_Ape]

4. Get a brain, morans!!

[Fenris]

7. Hey I've never seen that shot before.

Only the small one. :D

[Enraged_Ape]

14. I found it the other day for the first time.

I like this one because he's got another grinning goof standing next to him, who also seems to have no clue that the sign's misspelled.

[Ksec]

5. You sound like some of the people who live around here

Appalachian hilljacks.

They usually have one toofus and a slack jaw.

[marzipanni]

9. I have it on good authority

oops,I mean, I hear tell that's because they have Pepsi and Moon Pies for breakfast.

[neuvocat]

8. Huhee don't have his fax starght.

[HEyHEY]

11. Shooted and pizd on a daybrake

[Disandra]

13. My eyes hurt from reading this thread....

probably why I don't make that many trips to Freepervillage.

:-)

[fujiyama]

15. Yeas

And hes suporteeng that traytr cowmie from taxachoowsits...jown kaary...hes a flipflawper and he voted aginst muny for our boyz and grlz in irack.

aur lord and saviur jesus w bush has saved us from that eevil sodam hoosayn and dem eevl brown folk...after all he was the one that towld alqayda to bomb the wurld traid centar.

and now that librul meedya is maeking a bigg fuz ovr chaynee usin the wurd fuk...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. Wow, that's that most fluent freep-speak I've ever seen n/t

[Robb]

17. Mikul...ain't that an a-rab name?

:D

Duh! More 'splosions!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. You channeling Bob Boudelang today?

[LynneSin]

21. We gonna talk boutit at are Bush House Party on July 15

http://www.georgewbush.com/Party/BlockPartyRequest.aspx?Zip=19805&BlockPartyID=14412

WHAT: JONATHAN's Party for the President
WHERE: WILMINGTON, DE

WHEN: Thursday, July 15, 2004
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM
DISTANCE: Approximately 1.4 miles from your location.


IT GOING TO BE FUN SO BRING YOUR FRENID AND THEY WILL BRING THERE FREINDS

---

PS - this is a real house party that is in my zip code. I am frightened

[name not needed]

22. Somebody does want him to be "shooted"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361596/board/nest/9572729

:)

[leftofthedial]

23. you missspelt shud