Who has the nicest: Britney or Brittany?

[ForrestGump]

Poll question: Who has the nicest: Britney or Brittany?

Brittany



Britney

[DarkPhenyx]

1. France w/o a doubt.

I still want to hold the other one down with my boot and shove a javelin through her.

[ForrestGump]

10. I wanted to say France, too (even had fmaily living in Brest) but,

in a moment of weakness, my eye settled further down the page and my finger unilaterally decided to move the cursor to make a choice that I realize I should be ashamed of. Really, I was going to vote for Brest...really. I'm just a man.... :-(

[petronius]

23. Javelin, huh?

So that's what they're calling it these days...

[richmwill]

2. What an outfit...

I never knew that pink Saran Wrap could look so good!

[ForrestGump]

11. Pretty cheap, too. I'm wearing clear Saran shorts right now.

[Beaverhausen]

3. well she'll obviously be able to breast feed the one she has in the oven

although the nipple post may have to go!

[SarahB]

5. Actually in terms of breastfeeding...

Smaller breasted women usually have an easier time with it. I have worked with nursing moms and in both my personal and professional experience, it's harder for babies to latch on when mom's a bit more on the busty side and mom ends up more sore frequently whereas the smaller endowed moms usually have a much easier time of it (unless they have inverted nipples that weren't properly corrected during pregnancy, but that's another issue in of itself). Plus, the size of one's breasts bears no relation to production as generally speaking, the size of the actual milk producing glands are the same. Large breasts (aside from silicon/saline or whatever goo women are putting in themselves these days) is generally just how your body distributes fat.
I'm a breastfeeding expert- ask me anything LOL! :D

And to the original post- I vote for Brittany, France. If I need to see the other nice ones, well, that's why the good lord invented mirrors. :7

edit: grammarical error

[ForrestGump]

15. But are they real or are they Mammorex?

[kanrok]

4. Oh, classy too!

[bigwillq]

6. I didn't know that Ms. Spears' nipple was pierced

Where is this pic of her from? I've never seen it before.

[ForrestGump]

18. I didn't even notice that

They're going to revoke my boobologists' qualifications for that omission.

But, now that you point it out...




Just googled the thing, by the way.

[Az]

7. The mystery of Britteny Spears

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

[salinen]

8. Ooo yeah baby

I like to, you know, get right between, you know, all those other boats and sail away. That would really turn me on.

[Gothic Sponge]

9. Why even bother with that top?

She might as well be topless.

[ThreeCatNight]

14. Not to be offensive, but.....

I am not complaining one tit...I mean bit.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. udderly ridiculous

[Paragon]

13. I'm sure the Britney photos are photoshopped.

C'mon.

[ThreeCatNight]

16. If they are...

and probably thay are...that is one damn good job.

[Blue-Jay]

17. Stop harshing my buzz.

PSed or not.

[jpgray]

20. Yup, I concur (nt)

[Misunderestimator]

19. No WAY would I vote for a Bush apologist...

despite my fascination with that area of the female body... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

24. Bosom buddies unite!

:D

Anyway, lots of those bits in Brest...you know how those Frenchpersons are.

[bbernardini]

21. Definite Photoshop...

I remember reading how they did it. As stupidly outrageous as she is, I don't think she'd wear that, do you?

[ForrestGump]

25. Nope... it's a good job, though

To be 100% hinest, when I first saw the pictures I didn't even notice the transparency. I am really not in peak (no pun intended) form, obviously...must be coming down with something...maybe the Ashcroft Flu.

[Xithras]

22. Mmmmm...mammaries!!

Makes me wanna go blubblublublbublublubblub :evilgrin:

[MisterP]

26. Bretagne! Bretagne! Bretagne!

It's Nader's fault the lands of Lys and Lyonnais sank!

[Angelus]

27. Holy shit! Look at the size of those knockers!

Britney, most definitely! :wow: :wow: :wow: I'd love to suckle milk from those funbags!