Here Is A Pen And MY Underwear? Whadda YOU Gonna Write In Them?

[matcom]

:D

[sus]

1. IN them? or ON them? please clarify for the children in the audience.

you perv!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Beneath these undies lies the nicest ass you'll ever see!

[underpants]

3. Sorry for the delay in posting I had to get dressed correctly

Okay so what will I write.........?

[matcom]

9. well, what ARE you gonna write?

now that you are properly prepared? :D

[underpants]

18. ~^WWWWWWWW!

Hqv9ng tr0ub;e 3ith th4se g;ov4s 0n

[JVS]

4. If you can read this you're about to be mooned

[WillParkinson]

5. TGIF...

THAT goes in first.

[Khephra]

6. You'll have to excuse me, but my eyes are teared up from sinus problems...

Did you type "Sean Penn is wearing my underwear."?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

8. SNARF!!

:D

[DS1]

7. Quite obviously...

kick :kick:

/can't believe he was the first

[SOteric]

10. How about a strategically placed

"asshole."

[DS1]

12. Just make sure it's in an approved font

Harry Potter is completely forbidden

[SOteric]

13. What font?

He said "pen" you uber-geek, you. Do you think my handwriting comes with a font selection and downloadable wingdings?

[DS1]

14. Damn right it does, but you have to pay extra for bold

(it uses more ink and promotes CTS).

Drop shadows cost double.

[zbdent]

11. "Help, I'm being forced to write things

in somebody's underwear!"

[m-jean03]

15. "I am lost. Return me to Lynnesin at: (address) immediately!"

That'll keep you out of trouble! :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Are we writing on the front or the back?

[matcom]

17. your choice

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Then on the front I would write

"objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

and on the back I would write:

"stick non-skids here" ;)

[VelmaD]

19. "This end up"

;)

[trof]

21. "Do NOT swat fly."

"Thank you."

[LynneSin]

22. I'll just tape this on your ass

[matcom]

23. you can't. its against the law

to remove that sticker from your carpet

[LynneSin]

24. Matcom - you're an asshole

:loveya:

[matcom]

25. awwwww you DO love me

keep whispering those sweet nothings in my ear won't you? :D

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

26. I love you the way Bush love gobbling up pretzels

:eyes:

:pals:

[jus_the_facts]

27. "BEWARE this CRACK is ADDICTIVE!"

:evilgrin:

:loveya: