CAPTION the turkey in Turkey

[cosmicdot]

W is saying: I don't recall us landing in San Francisco ...



resident George W. Bu$h delivers a speech at Galatasary University in Istanbul. resident Bu$h is claiming a much-needed political victory with the restoration of Iraqi self-rule but the turbulent country still holds pitfalls for his tough re-election campaign in the months ahead.(AFP/Tim Sloan)

[Gothic Sponge]

1. "Where's Alex Trebek?"

[Eurobabe]

2. It's a MAD WORLD out there

Hi I'm Alfred E. Newman...

[AlCzervik]

3. Does this bridge make me look more stupidor?

[Richardo]

4. "The bridge is a symbol: A symbol of the freedom reigning in Iraq..."

...A symbol of the smooth and mistake-free transition oh CRAP!!...

[yellowcanine]

5. What happened to him? He is taller than the bridge! Elevator shoes?

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[underpants]

6. THIS is the bridge to the New American Century

:grr:

[skip fox]

7. " . . . and so if we. like, wanta privatize NATO and stuff, we can

make a lot of money and then charge the businesses that bought it taxes and stuff from their profits which they'll use to hire more people is a idea that just came into my head and it was like already in words which is odd if you think about it but you'll end up saying what can governments do better than the private sector whose money we are or belong to, or it's really theirs and not ours in taxes if we give it back in incentives to make more little NATOs or whatever it is they do, anyway. See?"

[Endangered Specie]

8. W: You dare me to take 3 steps back?!? OK, Im a 'murican, I aint no cow..

......aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (((<<splash!>>)))

[MisterP]

9. "Firs' it's Istenbul, naow 's Constantinople, then it's..."