I'm Cyril the Celery Stocker

[NoPasaran]

But I'm not a celery stalker
Least of all am I a celery stalk
Just a humble celery stocker am I

[Misunderestimator]

1. LOL

Why didn't I think of that?

[pagerbear]

2. I"m not a pheasant plucker, I"m a pheasant plucker's mate!

[WilliamPitt]

3. Solipsist!!

[Misunderestimator]

4. ROFL

Damn... I'm slow today!

[VelmaD]

6. oops

replied in the wrong place

[Misunderestimator]

8. Oh, you DEFINITELY get the credit...

though you couldn't have cast a better villain... I can just see a celery stocker throwing celery at any customer who has a frown on their face or dares to say something remotely self-centered. I'm also madly curious about how huge such a market would be that each vegetable gets its own stocker. Must be humongous!

[VelmaD]

7. Make that TWO new keyboards

You're on a roll today.

Hell, I wish I could take credit for the wonder that is that thread but I was just a bit player in the celery man's psychodrama.

[redwitch]

5. Stop please, it hurts to laugh this much!

Hilarious! Thanks!

[m-jean03]

9. Certainly, sicko, you're a spoiled pseudo-stocker

Serious celery stockers sing sad songs, not silly sonnets.

Sigh. Send me a signature, Cyril. I seek a soulmate.

[WilliamPitt]

Celery haiku

All day long I stock
All these damned celery sticks
Douchebags are aisle three

[VelmaD]

11. You did it again

I spewed water all over
Make that THREE keyboards

God I love haiku :)

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. Pitt, you slay me.

Ny keyboard is still intact and not moist.

My shirt is another matter entirely.

We love you, Velma!

[VelmaD]

16. Awwww, thanks sweetie.

:loveya:

I'm feeling much better today. :)

[redwitch]

14. OMG!

A Robert Novak sighting???

[m-jean03]

17. Solipsists unite

Boycott the celery man

And grow it yourself! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

18. BOYCOTT CELERY!

Hell, you might as well just be chewing air anyway.

[m-jean03]

21. Yep, negative calories

You burn more chewing than you actually consume. :eyes:

[NoPasaran]

10. I cried because I had no scallions

Until I met a man who had no celery

[VelmaD]

12. To quote my mother...

who always has something appropos to the occasion, "I cried because I had no shoes til I met a man who had no class."

[Richardo]

19. LOL to your mother, Velma...

Bwahahahahaha! :D

(That sounds like something David Sedaris would attribute to HIS mother)

[VelmaD]

20. There's nothing like a Southern momma...

I swear to gawd that woman has a saying for every occasion. And the older I get the more I find myself talking JUST like her. :)

[NoPasaran]

15. Omnes saladus

In tres partes divises est