Top Ten Questions Ralph Nader Asked Potential Running Mates

[Richardo]

From Letterman... (#1.... Bwahahahahhahaa! :evilgrin: )

10. Are you here because you lost a bet?

9. If I pick you, do you promise to vote for us?

8. In case anybody asks, can you think of a reason I'm running?

7. Are you sure you won't be intimidated by my dazzling charisma?

6. Wanna drop out of the race and go to Massachusetts to get hitched?

5. Is it okay if I pay you in grocery coupons?

4. Isn't this a step down for you, Mr. Gore?

3. Do you get nervous speaking in front of groups of 8 to 12 people?

2. Are you comfortable being the answer to a trivial pursuit question?

1. What's it like to be with a woman?

(c) 2004 Worldwide Pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Bwuhahaha! Those are great!

"Do you get nervous speaking in front of groups of 8 to 12 people?" - excellent!

[tigereye]

2. pretty good

have you been reading the cartoon Boondocks this week? That has been pretty good as well in regards to Mr. Nader.