Well, that dream is dead an burried

[HEyHEY]

I just had a real kid in the nads. The paper my Dad was considering buying is in negotiations with a major chain. - The one I work for. We can't compete against their wallet.
I feel like Clark Griswald when he got the jelly-of-the-month membership instead of an xmas bonus.
So what? For the rest of our lives we're all supposed to work for one rich guy? Bollocks to that.

[democracyindanger]

1. What's

'having a real kid in the nads?' I know it's supposed to be imagery of some kind, but for the life of me, I can't picture it...

[JVS]

2. kick

[HEyHEY]

5. Nads?

You know...nads....... balls

[Deja Q]

3. At least you'll work.

IT, the only field I know, is toast.

I can't do retail because, despite job longevity and people knowing how personable and helpful I am, their fucking profile tests think I'm not good enough for them.

I'm as good as homeless. Or, better yet, dead.

[JVS]

4. Bummer dude. Have a beer.