What Star Wars character would you like to take a tire iron to?

[Rabrrrrrr]

For me, it's easy: Jar Jar.

"Hey - Jar Jar - yousa be comin' here. Mesa no thinka you be aroun' deeses evenin'"

[WoodrowFan]

1. Jar Jar

unless it's that kid who played Vadar in Episnore I.

[Birthmark]

2. Oh, I think that you are alone in that.

Jar Jar is beloved by TRILLIONS of people. Lucas is a genius.

[DS1]

3. C3PO

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. ACK!

Not 3PO? How could you?!

Oh, be still my heart...

But, what the hell, being mechanical and stuff, he'd be fun to beat the hell out of. Lots of stuff flying, nice crunchy sounds...

[DS1]

10. Oh I say, you did put me back together awfully close to the airlo *whoosh*

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. ROTFL!

And I hear him saying it, too...until, of course, the cold vacuum of space makes sound impossible.

[No2W2004]

4. You should have rephrased this question,

Jar Jar is the first one who comes to mind for most people I'd imagine....you should have added "besides Jar Jar"

So, besides Jar Jar, I wouldn't mind having an Ewok fur coat!

[Blue-Jay]

5. Jar Jar!

To be honest, I'd rather have a few swings at Lucas for writing in stupid racial stereotypes.

[moof]

7. Only one ? Phyllis Schlafly now that that creep Teller is dead

oops did you mean Reagan's Star Wars ?

OK the guy in the TIN can seemed a littler lost in space.

[MikeG]

8. Chewie - But I'd get only one shot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. And you'd damn well better make it count

LOL

[comradebillyboy]

12. tom delay

or maybe jabba the rush

[chaska]

13. Well, how d' ya top that?

good 'un.

[Lefty48197]

14. This is the most redundant question ever

Obviously, it's Binks.