Which of these words is the funniest-sounding?

[NightTrain]

Poll question: Which of these words is the funniest-sounding?

[XNASA]

1. Spork.

As in, "I'll spork your eye out!"

[LuLu550]

15. why is it that when you were a kid

the only injury your mom ever said you could get with a sharp object was "poking your eye out"?
LuLu

[Heddi]

2. Saskatchewan

that's my funny-sounding word :)

[TlalocW]

3. Mukluk!

MUKLUK MUKLUK MUKLUK!

TlalocW

[BurtWorm]

4. Uvula

or mezuzah.

[donotpassgo]

5. Giggle.

That cracks me up every time.

[RaulGroom]

6. Verisimilitudinous

BTW I don't think the names should be on there. There are way funnier names. Everyone knows someone named Dick Face or Harry Pitts. Names are just basically humorous contraptions.

[KamaAina]

7. We used to call it "Puke-ipsie"

At one point, I spent an inordinate amount of time up there, attempting to bring the Movement to that sleepy Repuke-bent declining mill town.

So, one day, I'm strolling down the Main Mall with the chief activist, who is now fairly well known in the Upper Midwest, and I say, "Y'know, if they'd put a little money into this, it might be pretty good."

She replied, "They just did."

[StaggerLee]

8. Pinache

ha ha!

[LuLu550]

9. that new drug

"Plavix" cracks me up. Sounds like the name of an alien or his planet... as in "I am Plavix from the planet Zord." or "I am Zord from the planet Plavix", take your pick.
LuLu

[On the Road]

10. It's "P..P..P..P...P...

"Poughkeepsie"

Remembering John Cage's operatic stutters, I can't help it.

[Superfly]

11. Boutros Boutros Ghali (sp?)

I now say "Pass the Boutros Boutros Ghali" at home instead of "Pass the butter"

[sham]

22. LOL!

Good one.

I submit gonorrhea. Sounds like it should be the name of a mountain range in an exotic country. ("Biff and I spent the weekend at a ski lodge in the Gonorrhea Mountains in Uzbekistan.")

[GOPisEvil]

30. Or, Balmorrhea...a town in TX that sounds like a disease. (nt)

[Breezy du Nord]

12. Bustamante

that guy's got the COOLEST name!

[LuLu550]

14. I agree

sounds like a naughty nighty or sexy underwear or something....
"Hang on a minute while I slip into my bustamante, dear." :evilgrin:
LuLu

[underpants]

13. SNACKPACKET

:bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Hackensack

with a twangy-sounding, elongated 'a'.

[commander bunnypants]

17. TIT MOUSE

DDQM

[LuLu550]

18. that's a cute little bird

There is a "little blue tit" as well, it's a British bird.
LuLu

[commander bunnypants]

20. Now you got me started

A blue tit, A red tit, a yellow tit, a purple tit......


DDQM

[LuLu550]

23. whooo whooo!

I just noticed I hit 200 posts! :party:

[MiltonLeBerle]

19. kookamonga

The "k" sound has been scientifically proven to be the funniest of the letter sounds.

[sangh0]

24. It's Cucamonga

at least, I know it's not "kookamonga".

I think it's a town in CA.

[MiltonLeBerle]

28. So much for what you "know"-

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=kookamonga&spell=1

[sangh0]

31. You're right! It's "Kookamonga"

and it IS funnier with a "K"

[MiltonLeBerle]

33. Cucamonga is correct as well-

And it is a city in California- Rancho Cucamonga, that is:



Kookamunga is a brand of catnip treats and bubbles for cats.

[The Night Owl]

21. Kennebunkport

No offense to Kennebunkportians, but any time I hear about Kennebunkport, I inevitably think about George H.W. Bush, who makes me want to...

:puke:

[CanuckAmok]

25. "Gubernatorial" n/t

[catpower2000]

26. Pants nt

[damnraddem]

27. My word:

Bush

[smirkymonkey]

29. Philatelist...

It means stamp collector - sounds like something kinky..

[newyawker99]

43. Congrats smirkymonkey!! 200 posts

:toast:

[Kolesar]

32. Guacamole

[Ivory_Tower]

34. Chargoggagogmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Still my favorite.

Although I'm also reminded of an old Monty Python skit about being easily embarrassed, where an announcer asks if you are embarrased by the words "tits, winkle, and vibraphone".

[nuxvomica]

35. "gezechtegazoink" and "baba ganoush"

I am not sure of the spelling for "gezechtegazoink", or its definition for that matter.

[baldguy]

36. When we try to convert Indian names into English.

Cheektowaga
Tonawanda
Lackawanna
Chautauqua
Gowanda
Wannaka

These are the names of towns near Buffalo.

[Spirochete]

37. Spirochete

[foxy]

38. Did anyone say doom-a-flachi

my mom uses this all the time along with a whatchamacallit and
doo-dad:)

[MissMarple]

39. Expialidocious ( bad, bad spelling). Or disestablishmentarianism

:D

[maveric]

40. Titicaca <sp>

As in the lake in the Andes. That one brought many a giggle in 4th grade.

[NightTrain]

41. Horny!

n/t

[Insider]

42. Sheboygan

SheboyganSheboyganSheboyganSheboyganSheboygan.

[newyawker99]

44. I agree about Philatelist!!

It does sound kinky. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

45. President George W. Bush

Sorry, I can't think of any other words that would crack me up more than that. And mind you that's the first time I've ever put the "P" word in front of his name (and the last). But since he wasn't really elected, that's why it sounds so funny