Hey man like don't bogart that CAPTION!

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. My kingdom for a roach clip!

[Bossy Monkey]

2. And maybe Saddam DIDN'T have weapons of mass destruction...

but baby, he had some really good shit!

[Richardo]

3. Dude! I can't feel my teeth!

Whoa.

[commander bunnypants]

4. I got the munchies

Pretzels anyone?


DDQM

[rock]

5. Hey Arnie! I gotchyer dick right here!

[GregW]

6. Bring on the munchies!

[skip fox]

7. "Geez, Karl and Dick both say don't do my comedy routines in

public, but I think they're just not realizing how great they are. Man, have I worked these things down! Finely honed jokes and little skits. Watched a ton of Pryor! Boy, I really know my stuff. I think what's wrong with Karl is he's just not used to thinking about me as a comic. Or maybe he a little jealous. You think? Anyway, I thought I'd do about 15 minutes and then he'll see and we'll be able to work the routine into campaign speeches and stuff. Okay, here goes, 'There's these two guys and penguin who walk into a bar and . . .'"

[Paragon]

8. Say the secret word and win $100.

:silly:

[cosmicdot]

9. W: ... and, that's how I got the nickname ... Booger ...

[myomy]

10. HereÕs my impression of The Grand Ole Opre.

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