I eat meat and live with unmarried partner: SINNER!!!!

[Coffee Coyote]

Blessed are we to taste this life of sin. And a juicy bloody steak.

I turned in my liberal credentials today, for they didn't pass muster with the Moral Arbiters of DU.

Bill Bennett's children are everywhere, even on the "left".

So Bennett Jr's, I fart in your general direction.

Let's all jump into a tub of raw meat naked and have premarital sex with jello! :bounce:

[NightTrain]

1. So, if your partner is unmarried...

...does that mean you're unmarried, too? ;-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Praise the Lawd!

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, & I Don’t Love Jesus Lyrics:By: jimmy buffett
1975
Chorus:
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love jesus (oh my lordy it’s that...)
It’s that kind of mornin’
Really was that kind of night
Tryin’ to tell myself that my condition is improvin’
And if I don’t die by thursday I’ll be roarin’ friday night

Went down to the snake pit
To drink a little beer
Listen to the jukebox
Merle was comin’ in clear

All of a sudden I wad’n alone
Pickin’ country music with ol’ joe bones
Duval street was rockin’
My eyes they starting poppin’

Because there she sat at the corner of the bar
As I broke another string on my ol’ guitar
Someone call a cab
Lady won’tcha pay my tab

Chorus:
And now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love jesus
(oh my lordy it’s that...)
It’s that kinda mornin’
Really was that kinda night
Tryin’ to tell myself that my condition is improvin’
And if I don’t die by thursday I’ll be roarin’ friday night

Gotta get a little orange juice
And a darvon for my head
I can’t spend all day
Baby layin’ in the bed

I’m goin’ down to fausto’s get some chocolate milk
Can’t spend my life in yer sheets of silk
I’ve got to find my way
Crawl out and greet the day

Chorus:
But now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love jesus
(oh my lordy it’s that...)
It’s that kinda mornin’
Really was that kinda night
Tryin’ to tell myself that my condition is improvin’
And if I don’t die by thursday I’ll be roarin’ friday night

Let me tell ya, I be roarin’ friday night
I mean I’ll be
Roarin’
Friday
Night

[mitchum]

3. I eat my unmarried parner: SUPERPLUS SINNER!!!!

[ornotna]

4. You'll burn for that one!

;) :bounce:

[roughsatori]

5. You turned in your Liberal Credentials!

Does that mean you now support Wesley Clark for the Democratic Nomination? :P

[Coffee Coyote]

6. haha

He is too vague for me no matter how much Karl Rove pays me!

[roughsatori]

8. LMAO

Thanks for the levity. I just cashed my check from Rove.

[Darranar]

7. I don't think Jesus is my savior!

SINNER!

Christians, I mean no offense. This is targeted towards Pat Robertson and his fellow gang of fools.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Me, too! AND - I hunt!

I also like expensive dinners, and like to have them free of loud children and loud MBAs on expense accounts.

Condemn me, please! Oh, again! Oh, yes... again... please ... oh, yes, condemn me...

[Coffee Coyote]

10. I'll cut off your Jell-o!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. AGH!!!!

:scared: <-- withdrawal starting already...

[Deja Q]

11. Well galloping giggling goldfish, you're going straight to Hell!

Just kidding, I'll jump in right along with you! :evilgrin:

Incidentially, why jello? Cantaloupes are much better if you're going to have premarital sex with some sort of food-like product. But I've only read about that and I'd rather eat it than stick my whatsits in there! :D A waste of a good fruit indeed!

[Coffee Coyote]

12. but Jell-o wiggles seductively!

:D

[Astarho]

14. In the past I have eaten meat

and have lived with an unmarried partner (fun at first but turned into a living hell, so maybe that sinner thing is true).

Let's all jump into a tub of raw meat naked and have premarital sex with jello!

So that's what you do when your car doesn't work?

[Coffee Coyote]

15. Like I told KadeCarrion

Kiko hides his face in shame at how I behave when she is at work. :P