I need a flash. Show me anything.

[ForrestGump]

Really, I do. Doctor's orders.....

The political party that gets naked together is the political party that....well....has a lot more fun.

[Aristus]

1. Don't get your hopes up, Forrest.

It's kind of a slow night.

[ForrestGump]

3. No overexposed picture to go with that, dude?

:D

It's just as well it's slow, really, 'cos it's more in keeping with my mental processes right now. Where is everybody, then? On the hood of NSMA's car?

[HEyHEY]

2. Me too

Must be that new.... notenoughnipple flu going around.

[ForrestGump]

6. Sounds like you've got the same doctor as me

Doctor Feelgood? It's so hard to keep abreast. Really - keeping two is just impossible.

Pre-emptive defense for ForestGump's apparent confusion and basic weirdity: severe sleep-deprivation (etc). :-)


What's your excuse, eh? Oh, yeah, that 'flu....

[HEyHEY]

8. I'm a 24-year-old male..

I don't need an excuse for requesting to see breasts! :-)

[ForrestGump]

10. That's true - you're perpetually qualified.

I hope you have a tough face, though, dude! Unless you're at Mardi Gras, of course, when beads seem sufficient incentive.

It's all very strange, really.

"I'll give you a 50-cent string of beads if you show me your fatty chest deposits and milk glands" - there just must be more to it than that. Still, I'd call it a better deal than that managed by the old dead dudes who got whole chunks of North American landscape for pretty much the same trade offer. And no buffalo, or indigenous person, has to die as part of the process. In short, pectoral flashing is both sustainable and humane and is something that perhaps all progressive people should eagerly rally behind.

And, yes, I'm really, really tired. This is, like, far out.

Look, purple lizards....

No, really.

[LincolnMcGrath]

4. Some very erect Hooters 4u!

[ForrestGump]

7. Nice!

I love those things! Barn owls, I mean. Though other hooters also qualify for love.

[Cheswick2.0]

5. here's a flash

[ForrestGump]

9. All right! I've been flashed by Cheswick!

Or so I thought.

Subject lines can be soooooo cruel......... :D



Maybe she's laughing at his hat?

[Champion Jack]

11. Heres a flash for ya

http://www.atomicmule.com/patty/index.html

[ForrestGump]

12. Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh!! That's obscene!!!!

I feel faint. Yet, strangely, nauseous....

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. 4U

[ForrestGump]

15. Oh, yes, thank you

I'm already feeling much better. I'll be healed in no time at this rate.

Lucky mouse.....




Lucky newspaper....

Lucky desk......

Lucky 'censored' sign.....

[SiobhanClancy]

14. Thinking about a midnight snack

:9

[ForrestGump]

17. Help! I didn't even hear the warning of the cello music!!

Well, that's set me back a way. Just the adrenaline, alone....



I think I've jumped that shark before, actually.

Or maybe I just married her....

[Wonk]

16. Oh, you want a flash, do you? Well, here's a flash. Quite a flash, imho.

http://www.bushflash.com/dlc.html

[ForrestGump]

18. In widescreen format, too!

That was actually very edumacationable....

Thanks!

[Name removed]

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[ForrestGump]

20. Dude! Where's that 'censored' sign when you need it?

All told, though I have compassion for these dudes, I have to say that I prefer your other picture.

Though 'Jim,' at least at the torso-only glimpse provided, could definitely pass for female at first glance. If your glance happened to be at chest level, anyway, I'm sure. Not very good stuff.