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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:23 AM
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The Tattered Toastmaster of all CAPTIONS!!!! (Caution required!)


W. is "thinking": "Gee, it's great to be in St. Louis. Named after Louis Armstrong and the songs he sang about the Big Muddy, which is the Amazon River cutting our continent in half with what some call the Great Divide. That's why they got the Arch . . . to hold it together. I think I'll pepper my speech tonight with some of my historical and geological knowledge. Heck, St. Louis is also famous 'cause Amos and Andy came from here with the Wright Brothers, I think. Wow, are they going to be surprised! Oh, yeah, and their state bird is a baseball team!"
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:24 AM
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1. Yup...I keep screwing you vets and you applaud me...that's why I smile
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:26 AM
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2. Glad to be here but I can't stay as long as you had been told...
that just seems to keep happening when I'm around you guys.

AWOL May '72-May'73.
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:27 AM
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3. Yo, I got your benefits
I got your pension

yo, I got your benefits
I got your pension

yo, I took your VA
I took your bennies
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:32 AM
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4. the guy with the CMH around his neck.
"I actually have to look happy that this SOB is here. "


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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 11:35 AM
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5. The guy in the brown suit already seems to be praying for forgiveness
Looks like a seat filler anyway.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 12:11 PM
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6. "I would have been there in the trenches with y'all, but Jesus had
other plans for me: He wanted me to snort alot of blow while chasing posh psychotic bird."
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 12:20 PM
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7. "Gee, they loved it in Munich when Hitler did this . . .
"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-03 12:30 PM
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8. W is pre-thinking: I'm thinking of going off script ...
... not that I should be talking about the California recall re-selection ... Karl and Dick told me say nothing to no one period ... but, look at these folks ... they will like the references to the Terminator and arm wrestling since that's kinda combative ... they'll bend and roll over when I tell them I won't arm wrestle with
Ahh-nold 'S' ... S'what's-a ... whatever ... I thought it was a riot ... the press wasn't ready for that one when I sprung it on them ... they just stood there with their mouths wide open ... must have been the Texas heat ... I'm sure it'll go over big here ... I can't wait ... gotta raise my arm up high to make it look like I'm reaching out to the pretend roar coming from the back row ...
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