Ladies...may I introduce you to the new Tarzan...

[catpower2000]

Travis Fimmel, who will be starring as Tarzan on the WB's new Tarzan series this fall. Enjoy!

Cat

[Khephra]

1. But can he act?

;-)

[catpower2000]

3. Oh, I'm sure his acting credentials are impeccable!

After all, he IS a former Calvin Klein model! ;-)

Cat

[Jivenwail]

8. Like that matters!

LOL! He's defintely a pretty boy, easy on the eyes...I don't mind looking at him one bit!

[SPICYHOT]

40. who cares??

if he doesn't act like a real good paccino?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. I am SO not into body hair

but shave him up and he looks like a girl...so that's OK :evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

5. He is SOOOO PRETTY....

He's so pretty, I want to put ribbons and glitter and rainbow unicorn stickers all over him! :evilgrin:

Cat

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Based on the undies shot

he has the balls of a bull...is that normal?

My bassett had those and used to step on them when he would walk..it was a YELP I'll never forget!

[SPICYHOT]

41. i was thinking in other stuff

but i think the ribbons, glitter, rainbow unicorn stickers will be ok

[GOPisEvil]

4. He stuffs those Calvins!!

:P

Actually, I have to admit, that's a good-looking guy, but he seems so, um, pretty. :shrug:

By the way, if you folks need to be cooled off after looking at ol' Travis...

[SPICYHOT]

42. thanks gopisevil!

i need that for sure!:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Not just for ladies only!

That's some "queer eye" candy as well.

[catpower2000]

17. Goodness, you're right! I'm neglecting you gay guys!

Please, feel free to drool at will! :evilgrin:

Cat

[Aristus]

7. What jungle did they pull him out of?

Beverly Hills?

Yeah, rough, tough Lord of the Apes, all right.

[GOPisEvil]

10. I don't see much ugly on Jane either!!!

[catpower2000]

20. She's beautiful! What's her name? nt

[GOPisEvil]

23. Sarah Wayne Callies

She's smart, too! Went to Dartmouth! She's married, though. :evilfrown:

http://www.thewb.com/Faces/CastBio/0,7930,124933~1,00.html

[catpower2000]

25. Aargh. Isn't that always the way?

She has a classic beauty, like Catherine Zeta Jones. She looks WOMANLY,as compared to many leading ladies on the WB, who have that sex-kitten girlish appeal:


Katie Holmes


Kristen Kreuk


Even Lauren Graham is more cute-hot than womanly beautiful.

Cat

[GOPisEvil]

26. Nothing wrong with Lauren Graham's cute-hot!

The others are just cutesy.

Lauren Graham looks REAL to me. In fact, I'd love to spend some time counting those freckles. Of course, I'd have to double check to make sure I counted right. Then, ooops! I lost count. I have to start over! :evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

27. Not at all!!

I think Lauren Graham is gorgeous, and yes, very real. I'm just saying that Sarah has a different type of appeal. To each his (freckled) own! :)

Cat

[GOPisEvil]

28. On that "Men of DU" thread...

...I posted a few selections of attrative women. XNASA's comment: "They look so wholesome!" Yeah, so I like the wholesome look, what can I say? Now if she has a hidden :evilgrin: side, all the better. ;-)

Changed wording!

[SPICYHOT]

48. that katie holmes!

this kind of girls make me feel like the other way! you know

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Can I be Jane? Please..please...please....??????

Did someone turn the thermostat up?

[SiouxJ]

12. Nice!

Not too many muscles. Doesn't look all steroided up. He may be "pretty" but his bod is pretty damn hot! :drool:

His pecs do look a little out of proportion to the rest of his body though. Do you think he's got those implants?

[radwriter0555]

13. oh and he's STRAIGHT right??? uh huh, SURE.....

tell me that ain't some boy toy candy!

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Mmmmmmm hmmmmmmm!

That's boy toy meat.

[radwriter0555]

54. Fresh and JUICY BAYBAY! lol

I see how you are!

;)

He's just TOOOO Sweeeet for my taste. I like my meat a little more "aged"...

[ronnykmarshall]

56. Give to me for about a month ....

He may not be a little more "aged", but I'll put some miles on that boy.

[Skittles]

44. he looks gay to me

not that there is anything wrong with that, but, he looks gay

[demnan]

15. Yeah he's a cute kid

but that's a stuffed crotch if ever I saw one!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. I'm not too sure ....

Looks alot like my ex. In the face too.

[supernova]

18. Cute but I don't see much personality there

He looks vapid to me. :shrug:

He'll have to show me he's got some actual brains and talent upstairs before I declare him HOT.

edit: grammar, dammit!

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Feh!

Who needs a brain with bod like that? Just as long as he remembers where I threw his underware and has a way home. Works for me.

[thom1102]

31. He only needs to know a few words...

Oh God!
Yes!
Harder!
Faster!
Oh you are the best!
I could do this all night!
Don't stop!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

32. LOL@ Ronny and Thom!

Classics!

[supernova]

36. SNARF

I get your point, thom. hehehehe.

But sorry, looks alone don't do it for me.

[SPICYHOT]

52. you go it!

:evilgrin:

[thom1102]

53. OH! I forgot one...

How do you like your eggs?

[ronnykmarshall]

58. Wow you're nice !

You'd be fun on a date.

[thom1102]

89. Oh no, I won't be cooking,

That's what he would be saying to me.

[SPICYHOT]

51. i don't really cares for a brain here

the guy is hot. he doesn't need anything else!

[prolesunited]

19. Is this what you're doing

to keep you mind off smoking? ;-)

There certainly is some element of distraction there. :evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

22. Yup! Is that wrong?

Hey, I have a lot of extra energy to work off SOMEHOW!!! :evilgrin:

Cat

[prolesunited]

33. No! Never said it was

Especially when you share your new outlets with all of your DU friends.

BTW, is your extra energy coming from not smoking or looking a pictures of hot men?

[catpower2000]

37. From not smoking!

And from working out constantly, and from the extra caffiene. I'm shot out of a cannon!

But the looking at pictures of hot men isn't hurting, either. :)

Cat

[5thGenDemocrat]

92. Old joke

"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know -- I never looked."
John
Oh, but that's where Ann the Man has it all wrong -- liberals don't have joyless sex. It's only joyless if it's with Ann Coulter.

[Amaya]

24. Good lawd!

I don't usually like blondes, but in this case I'll make an exception!
:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

29. i'm sure i'm in the minority here

but he doesn't do a thing for me.

way too pretty for my tastes (and he's blonde)

[catpower2000]

30. *wipes away drool*

Huh? Wha? :evilgrin:

:hi: buddhamama!

Cat :)

[buddhamama]

34. don't let me disturb you

as i wrap this bib around your neck.

:hi: Cat

[proud patriot]

35. Oh Lordy ...I've caught the vapors

:wow:

[WillyT]

38. I Tend Toward Originals, But That's Just Me !!!

And I didn't know Johhny was into this sort of thing!!!

:wow:

[SPICYHOT]

39. you naughtty catpower!

we are gonna be very good friends!
thanks for that beauty
You just made my day:evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

43. That's what I'm here for...

to brighten your day! :evilgrin:

Cat

[Rowdyboy]

45. I don't remember where I heard the line, but...

"I could turn him upside down and eat him like a fudgesickle..."

If I were twenty years younger and unattached.

[catpower2000]

46. *SNARF*

You owe me a keyboard! :) LOL!

Cat

[TEXASYANKEE]

47. I'm not complaining, mind you.

But he's a bit too feminine, imho, to be Tarzan. Where is Arwalden when I need my Brendan Frazier (George of the Jungle) fix??

[catpower2000]

50. He's definitely girly-pretty...

I don't really have any investment in the whole Tarzan mythos, so I don't have a preconceived notion of what Tarzan is "supposed" to look like. I'm only happy he's playing Tarzan because he'll have his shirt off the whole time! :evilgrin:

Cat

[PopSixSquish]

49. I Suddenly Feel the Need for a Cold Shower

heh, heh, heh, I said "feel" :wow:

Seriously though, isn't he on Sex and the City at the moment playing Samantha's latest boy toy?

[catpower2000]

55. Not sure...I have consulted with my Carrie fever-having coworkers...

they say he looks similar, but they can't be sure. His hair is shorter, for one. I Googled and can't find a link between his name and SATC.

So it's unclear.

Cat

[PopSixSquish]

57. When in Doubt, Consult TWOP

that's Television Without Pity.com

Jerry - Samantha's latest is played by Jason Lewis - http://www.celebritymalemodels.com/models/jason_lewis/bio. php

But they do look alike.

[catpower2000]

59. I am a TWoP ADDICT!

I have TWoP minimized RIGHT NOW!

Wow, every time you post, I marvel at how much you and I have in common. :)

Cat

[PopSixSquish]

61. LOL!

Television Without Pity rules!!!! Right after DU of course. :hi:

[wondering]

60. I dont know

I dont think he looks that great. Prefer abit more masculine guys

[Paragon]

62. Next thing you'll be telling me is that women read PLAYGIRL

Yeah, right! :silly:

[trumad]

63. CAT

I specifically asked you not to publish my pictures after I emailed them to you. You just couldn't help yourself now could ya?

OH well... The er.."Cats" out of the bag.... The pics are me.

[catpower2000]

65. LOL...I'm sorry! I had to share them with the world!!

I just couldn't keep it under wraps, Trumad--it's just TOO GOOD. :evilgrin:

Cat

[matcom]

64. pretty "sexist" if you ask me

portraying men as mear sex objects

:D

[DS1]

67. Just where the hell do you get off posting something like that?

These are obviously artist shots, you don't see any groping or suggestive poses here, the despair and agony of trying to break into the sexist world of models is clearly tearing this poor starving young man apart!

You, Sir, are going on ignore!

[matcom]

68. BAHaaaaaahaaaaaa

your right. i was wrong!

it is just SILLY of me to "claim" that posting suggestive photos of a bare-chested starving young man would be in the LEAST bit sexist!

:spank: ME DAMMIT!

i mean it isn't the same as commenting on the appearance of a FEMALE right?

right?
Right?
RIght?
RIGht?
RIGHt?
RIGHT?

how completely fucking silly of me.

I AM PUTTING MYSELF ON IGNORE! :D

[catpower2000]

69. LOL!

I can't see to whom you're replying, but your post alone made me laugh! :)

Cat

[matcom]

73. Hi Pot

I'm Kettle

[matcom]

70. don't hate me for my......

"ghetto booty" :D

[5thGenDemocrat]

93. Speak for yourself, matcom

I LIKE it when women portray ME as a sex object.
John
Not that any ever do.

[ChesWickatWork]

66. I would have been in love about 30 years ago

now he is way to young and way to pretty. I won't argue that he is cute.

[Kat45]

71. He is HOT.

I want to say "I'd do him" but I realize I'm probably old enough to be his mother. :9

Is it sick to say that about someone young enough to be your kid?

[catpower2000]

76. Hmm...

I think that's a deep philosophical question and I would really like to ponder it and give you a meaningful answer...but I can't stop drooling. :evilgrin:

Cat

[ronnykmarshall]

77. Weeeeellllllll?

To be honest, I forget that I could actually have a kid in his 20's. There is this one waiter at our favorite resturant that is always goofing off with us when we come in. (and flirts too) He freaked when he realized that I am 42 ..... HIS FATHER'S AGE!!!!!

Talk about a reality check.

I went out with this guy and after a few dates, I realized that he was young enough to be my son. Was a bit of an eye opener for both of us.

[catpower2000]

79. Yeah, I haven't hit that threshold yet...

I dated someone 8 years younger, but nobody young enough to be my child, should I ever procreate. Who knows? It could happen!

Cat :evilgrin:

[Kat45]

80. Yeah, and not a pleasant reality check either!

Sometimes when I catch myself being attracted to someone in his twenties, I stop and realize that if he looks at me at all, he's probably thinking that I'm as old as his mother! Ouch!

I recently hooked up with a guy 15 years younger than me, but that's not quite young enough to put me in the 'old enough to be his mother' category. Of course, I don't think he realizes just how much older than him I am. (I'm 48 but many people think I look about 35 or so.)

But I'd say that this Tarzan dude is definitely young enough to be my son.

[blondeatlast]

72. Too pretty for my taste. I'll take George anyday!

[Iris]

74. Is he Samantha's boyfriend on "Sex and the City"?

[catpower2000]

75. Nope! Check post 57. :)

You weren't the only one who thought so, though! :)

Cat

[Iris]

78. sorry. Tried to scan down the posts but was struck by how much this guy

looks like a guy I went to high school with!

[RebelOne]

81. Well, who cares whether he can act or not

We ladies won't be listening to his lines. We will be checking out his abs. And when Arnold first came to the screen, I didn't care about his acting, just enjoyed eying that fabulous bod. But of course, today, Vin Diesel is my idol. That guy is totally awesome. But too bad, I am too old for Travis and Vin, but Arnold is still in my age range.

[catpower2000]

82. Yeah, but he's a Repuke shithead now!

Kinda wrecks it, eh? ;-)

Vin IS hot as all get-out, but I was really pissed when I rented XXX just to see...er...MORE of him, and there was only ONE shirtless scene! WTF? He's shirtless ON THE COVER OF THE DVD!! Talk about false advertising! :)

Cat

[ronnykmarshall]

83. No shirtless VIN??

It ain't worth seeing.

[catpower2000]

84. ONE scene!

And the movie is so terrible, the human race needs a new WORD for terrible! I mean, it's really, really shitty. So to sit through an incredibly shitty movie only to be DENIED the only reason for renting it! BUYER BEWARE!!

Cat

[graywarrior]

85. Shoot, I like em old and ugly...

like Dylan, or Willie Nelson.

[Darth_Kitten]

86. His gotch is showing......

(((averted eyes)))))

[Jonte_1979]

87. Where's the stubble?

This guy looks more like the missing Hanson brother than a man that has been raised by monkeys. :thumbsdown:

[jus_the_facts]

95. LOL......he does look like a missing Hanson brother........

.....I was thinking the same thing....he looks a LOT like the drummer! :D

:hi: Jonte! :*

[Deja Q]

88. The hair doesn't suit him and he's wearing an extra sock...

Does nothing for me, oddly.

[devarsi]

90. There Nothing Wrong With You Ladies..

drooling on your keyboards and all (us guys have done it enough, that's for certain), but the few comments about how brains don't count, limited vocabuary is fine, etc... :eyes:

Well, all I can say is that if the guys tried that on this board, they would get their gonads served back to them with a side of Texas toast. Uhmmm...maybe a little parsley, for color?

Oh yeah, BTW, what's up with a pale, blonde Tarzan? Burrough's Tarzan was darkly tanned and had black hair, though he was a bit of as pretty boy, according to Jane.

[catpower2000]

97. I agree...

I didn't engage in those comments (unless you count pooh-poohing his acting abilities in one post), but I didn't speak out against them. You're right, I should have.

Cat

[angee_is_mad]

91. pretty

Too pretty for me. I could never be with a man who was prettier than me, lol!!!! That's nothing but a headache and a heartbreak waiting to happen.

[jus_the_facts]

94. Ooooooooooooooooooooooh MY GOD............

...now THAT *almost* makes me want to be a cable subscriber!!! :evilgrin: JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY he's HOT!!! *licks eyebrows* :9

[jus_the_facts]

96. ..he looks more like Tarzan in this pic......

....yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :9