Are you sick of this crap?

[Worst Username Ever]

Poll question: Are you sick of this crap?

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'm sick of everybody else's crap!

My own doesn't stink at all.

[Az]

2. How could anyone not like this crap?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Bring on the crap!

Some crap is more crappier than others, it seems.

[reprehensor]

4. 'Cheney' this crap.

Take this crap and 'Cheney' it up your 'Cheney' mother-'Cheney'!

[Bertha Venation]

5. What the crap?!

This is how Mrs. V.'s niece, who lives with her Southern Baptist grandparents, says :wtf:

[Blue-Jay]

6. I can only speak for my own crap.

It rocks!

[proud patriot]

7. I'm only sick of certain crap

:think:

[luaneryder]

8. Which crap?

[SOteric]

9. Have you tried the carp in a light lemon dill sauce?

Oh.

Nevermind.

[Az]

10. So there was this bird

Sitting in a field in the middle of winter. The poor little bird was freezing its little tail feathers off. It was beginning to worry that it would freeze to death when all of a sudden this cow comes along and takes a great big dump on the bird.

Well at first the bird was disgusted. But suddenly it realised it was warm. After a bit the bird began to relax and saw the big pile of poo as a good thing. The bird began to sing with delight at being saved.

A passing fox heard the pile of poo singing and decided to investigate. After digging through it he found the bird and quickly ate him.

The moral of this story is someone that shits on you is not necissarily your enemy. And the person that digs you out of shit is not necissarily your friend.

Of course you could also say if you are happy sitting in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.