How come the Incredible Hulk keeps his pants on when he, uh, expands?

[Deja Q]

I suppose half the population would be grateful, but why does he?

:shrug:

[Dookus]

1. spandex

[Deja Q]

2. They always looked like denim in the comic strip and TV show...

:shrug:

[salvorhardin]

6. Hager's "Stretch-Denim" Superhero Pants (n/t)

[Book Lover]

3. Because Stan Lee has a fear of nudity?

Or maybe, just maybe, johnston ain't all that when it comes to Mr. Banner....

[Skittles]

4. not all of him expands

:7

[Snoggera]

5. It is a well known fact, and Ahnold would tell you if he was honest

that the rest of the body expands, but the genitals only begin to look smaller.

I think that's why women get aroused naturally around skinny guys. They have an instinctive knowledge that there will be proportionality.

(help. I'm being pelted with bean bags by angry, brutish women!)


:)