I used the mens room tonight and I'm a girl.... ask me anything

[notadmblnd]

I'm not muchof a drinker. They told me to go left so I did.

[pagerbear]

1. Did you use the urinal?

[notadmblnd]

2. No I was in the stall, and a guy came in

wanna know more?

[physioex]

3. Bwahahahaha...Yes do tell...EOM

[notadmblnd]

7. well I was sittin on the pot takin a pee

There were no men in there when went in, So this cute young thing came in. And I said occupied. Want to know what he said?

[physioex]

11. What is this 20 questions?

Spill the whole story..... :hurts: :smoke:

[galadrium]

4. yeah,,, do tell

[notadmblnd]

12. anyway I told him I was sorry if I was occupying his space

he said he didn't care, he had to pee. I said I don't either, they told me to go this way.

[Paragon]

6. "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

"I've never written you before, but something happened to me in a men's room recently I just had to tell you about..."

:silly:

[galadrium]

9. this thread seems to be going that way huh?

[unblock]

5. no, no, the OTHER left!

[iconoclastic cat]

8. When was your last tetanus shot?

I get that updated.

[notadmblnd]

10. I got a clean bill of health, just ask the insurance man.

I passed the aids test with flying colors..

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. Do you look manly?

I'm assuming not, but why else would someone send you to the men's room?
Duckie

[notadmblnd]

15. Check me outmin the gallery,

tell me if I look manly. I'll admit I'm middle age and a little plump. But you can judge if I'm a dog or not.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. The what? Link, please?

I'm not calling you a dog...I was just asking.
Duckie

[notadmblnd]

21. www.democraticunderground/gallery

nt

[testing123]

14. Did you take a peek?

:evilgrin:

[notadmblnd]

16. I tried to but he had a long shirt on,

He told me he was a little worried about what his girlfriend would say if she saw him come out after me.

[sus]

17. I did that once.

not only did I use it, I was SINGING. then I came out and thought, "hmmm...why is there a urinal in the ladies room?" (lightbulb)

good times...

[notadmblnd]

19. It's been over a year since I've had a drink.

and I've been celibate since my husband died and the hormones still rage from time to time.

[sus]

20. oh, i wasn't drunk. just clueless and apparently happy as a lark.

[notadmblnd]

22. I was buzzed, not drunk.

just ready to play the game.

[dwckabal]

24. I did the opposite

Walked (unknowingly) into the ladies room, and said to myself, "Hmm, where are the urinals?" Went into a stall, did my business, and on the way out, two ladies came in and gave me the nastiest look. Only then did I realize I was in the ladies room.:dunce:

Oops!

I wasn't drunk, just not paying attention, I guess.

[bubblesby2002]

23. Hey at dances and concerts...

whenever there's a line up at the ladies - and not one for the men's - I use the men's room. They have co-ed ones all over Europe, why not in North America? It's really no biggie.

[notadmblnd]

25. In North america it's pretty big. It he kinda thing guys fantisizes about

Not being in the same rest roomm they fantisize a bout what happens during the encounter. Anyway, as I said he was a little worried about what his girlfriend would say. I told him not to worry,I would just tell her she was a lucky woman.

I guess he thought that was funny, He called me over to his table a few minutes later and introduced me to Donna, a very nice girl and I told her (even though I didn't see a thing) that she was a lucky woman.

No harm done, no hurt feelings and a young man whose ego was lifted a,little bit.

on edit: don't have the sense god gave a duckc to run spell check or wait and post when I'm sober. tahnks for tolerating me.