royters.com ^ | 28-Aug-2003 | Royters
SEOUL, South Korea (Reuters) -- A top North Korean aide admitted today that communist North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il is a devout muslim and has been for some time. He has not publicly proclaimed his beliefs but will when the time is appropriate. Islamic scholars have convinced him that there is no dispute between Islam and his long held communist hardline views since his form of socialism has always portrayed Kim's family leadership as divinely inspired. His personal imam, of an asiatic sect from the formerly Soviet central state of Azerbaijan has been advising him in how best to leverage his nations abilities in cooperation with the once mostly arab islamic states. "Great days lie ahead", Kim was quoted as...
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