Why does this chick keep harrassing me?

[MiltonLeBerle]

she's been after me for a couple of months. You'd think that she would have gotten the message from me ignoring her by now. You'd also think that she'd be able find someone closer to home in Beverly Hills, and closer to her own age, than to keep persuing a middle-aged guy from the midwest.
I wonder if she might be like a quadripelgic, or something.

[Booberdawg]

1. She must be sadistic

[plcdude]

2. hey (whisper)

its not real.

[MiltonLeBerle]

6. Yeah, sure-

You're just jealous.

[XNASA]

3. Wait a minute!

That's my wife!!!

You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flyingfish]

4. Think about it....

Some hot chick keeps harrassing you.


What is wrong with you?!

[ixion]

5. Caveat Emptor

Beware of this... a woman who looks close to Cindy Crawford from Beverly Hills just looking for a chat? Sorry, but I'm skeptical.

[MiltonLeBerle]

8. But...but-

Why would she just lead me on like that?
That would just be mean.

Besides, isn't it illegal to tell lies over the internet?

[alfredo]

7. Her name is Doug n/t

[catpower2000]

9. She's 51, and her beer gut hangs over so far, she can't see her penis...nt

[CO Liberal]

10. Is She The Same Person Who Keeps Trying to Sell Me Viagra???

Or enlarge my penis?

Or enlarge my wife's penis, and give me bigger breasts?

:-)

[MiltonLeBerle]

15. Maybe. I'm not sure what she does for a living-

the only thing she's ever said to me is: "I just joined the site. It seems kind of cool here. Wanna chat? ;-)"

I think it's cute the way she uses punctuation marks to make a face at the end...see it? you have to look at it sideways, but it's winking...she sure is clever. maybe I should talk to her...she is persistant after all- Her message is there almost every day on my desktop when I go to close my windows and turn off the computer- I've never even been to the site she's talking about- I'm trying to build up the courage to talk to her...I don't know what I should say. I'd sure hate to ruin things by saying something stupid- You only get one chance to make a first impression after all.

[SuffragetteSal]

11. haha - she's after me too

and I'm a woman - so looks like there's a line...

[Braden]

12. maybe "regular guys" are intimidated by her

and she has a hard time finding dates.

go get her uncle miltie. she was on my desktop a minute ago.

[regularguy]

20. Hey I'm not intimitated by a woman

just because she would eat me alive and leave me in a sobbing heap of confused ex-manliness. Not me!

[KCDem]

13. sorry, babe, I'll stop!

You know, I just joined the site and all, and I thought you'd wanna chat.

sigh, guess I'll have to go start harrassing that GOPisEvil guy instead. :shrug:

[Superfly]

14. Quadriplegic?

Can't you see her arms?

B

[MiltonLeBerle]

16. Just the tops-

Maybe she has those prosthetic hook things below the elbow...My uncle has one from the time he got his hand caught in a corn-picker on the farm. Gosh, it must be hard for her to type at the keyboard.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. You dissed God one too many times...she's your punishment

[KamaAina]

18. Ours not to wonder why, ours but to do or die

I wonder if she might be like a quadripelgic, or something.

If you ever met my friend Hedda (name withheld), an authentic Maui/spiritualist type who has baby blue eyes, long dirty blonde hair, and a "Follow Your Bliss" sticker on her wheelchair, you might change your mind about quads... then again, she seems to be going with a different guy every time I see here; the latest one was a haole (Caucasian) guy going by the name of "Rama" (?!)

[MiltonLeBerle]

19. Change my mind?

I didn't even realize that you had read mine.

[leftofthedial]

21. Love is a burning thing

and it makes

a fiery ring