Imagine you're Satan

[BurtWorm]

and you see a guy wearing a T-shirt that says "Satan is a Nerd."

How would that make you feel?

:evilfrown:

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/28/national/28MONU.html


Dozens of protesters watched, furious and helpless, from behind the locked glass doors of the courthouse.

Many have been camping on the courthouse steps, wearing their beliefs on their backs, with T-shirts reading "Jesus is the Standard" and "Satan is a Nerd."

As the workers readied the monument, a preacher belted out, "Pray the wheels crumble!"

After they did not, protesters started screaming: "Bring the monument back! Bring the monument back!"

[MiltonLeBerle]

1. Imagine...?

[meegbear]

2. I'd feel like a dweeb ...

and have Saddam comfort me.

[arcos]

3. well... since I AM Satan I don't have to imagine anything... n/t

[demnan]

4. That maybe I should bone up on my hacking skills?

[Richardo]

5. The best they can do? Call the prince of darkness, the font of all evil...

...a nerd?

Oooooooooooh that'll get him!

[BurtWorm]

6. Satan stinks!

Satan is a no-goodnik! An imp! A rascal!

[Richardo]

8. Hm. Rethinking this nerd business....

So they think this is really Satan?:


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kxGBYJMiFIwC:users.1st.net/trendy/lovitz.jpg

[BurtWorm]

9. That's perfect!

Jon Lovitz captures the true essence of Satan the Nerd of Darkness!

[mark0rama]

20. Jon Lovitz's Satan always reminds me of Phil...

That is, Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light in Dilbert. The one who looks sort of devil-like, but wields a giant spoon instead of a fork. And he darns people to heck.

[EOTE]

7. They just didn't pray hard enough...

If they prayed just a wee bit harder, surely those wheels would have crumbled.

[kixot]

22. EXACTLY!!!

They obviously didnt have enough faith and this was their punishment. If they had had sufficient faith God would have certainly struck a plague down upon the vile executors of wickedness.

So, freaky-fundie-mentalist lurkers, how's that crow taste? Hmmm????

How's it feel to be smoted by thine own Lord??? Aww, now if they'd just BELEIVED more this would never have happened. Looks like it's time to search for faithless moles among their ranks and start a hangin' and a burnin' 'em like the good ole days!

[BurtWorm]

23. Did you see video of the event?

Surreal, man! I heard someone practically ordering God not to abandon them. Such insolence!

[TXlib]

10. Nerds make more money

If Satan is the nerd, compared to Jesus, well, I'll let the reader follow that thought...

[qb]

11. Nerd? Ouch!

I'd crawl back into my fiery little cave and pout.

[Caution]

12. From their point of view this makes perfect sense.

The average fundamentalist is about as smart as the rock that was carted off, and we all know how fundamentalists consider anyone different from them to be evil. Nerds are smart, fundies are stupid, therefore Satan must be a nerd.

[rock]

13. Can I get a job then?

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. Satan himself responded to this subject on another board

http://www.7thhouse.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=007286

Satan
Demon MF
Member # 252

Member Rated: (4 pentagrams)
posted August 27, 2003 05:43 PM

Hey Bible thumpers (who should try READING it for once).....

Thanks for all the free advertising!!

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"I hope someone bends Bush over and shoves french fries, french toast, and a super-size bottle of Bordeaux right up his sorry ass." - Zorsha
Posts: 1808 | From: Hell | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

Guy's got a great signature too. Who would have thought the Prince of Darkness was such a cool guy :evilgrin:

[Philosophy]

15. Hey, you finally found a use for the evil frown smilie!

I could never figure out an appropriate use for that one.

[BurtWorm]

17. It looks so sad...

It makes you say, "Poor Lucifer. There, there, God of hellfire."

[AntiCoup2K4]

16. NOTHING TO SEE HERE (delete)

Damned double posts!

[cprise]

18. We need a nerd emoticon

With coke-bottle glasses. These are too stylish: B-)

[BurtWorm]

19. I know which nerd's project I'd pick at the Christian Science fair

"Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" - Tom Williamson (grade 12)

[TXlib]

26. I strongly suspect that one was plagiarised

from a well-known internet joke:

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/hellthrm.html

[kmla]

21. If I were Dick Cheney,

this wouldn't be that much of a stretch.

[Breezy du Nord]

24. As a nerd, I am offended!

Stupid fundies. I can't believe they actually feel threatened by this. It's not as though their religious beliefs are being compromised. They just aren't being allowed to fprce them on someone else!

[BurtWorm]

25. But their religious beliefs are being threatened

Their religion is not Christianity. It's rockism. They believe that Roy's rock is sacred. The twisted irony of the whole thing is that Roy's rock is a graven image, which they're told they must not bow down to. And there they are, for all the world to see, flat on their faces weeping over the removal of the golden calf.

[ForrestGump]

27. I'd smite the SOB, and the T-shirt he rode in on

Ho ho ho...........

[catzies]

28. Smite! Smite!! SMITE!!!

Smiting's cool. Shunning too. :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

32. I shall shun and smite, then

But I shan't say it too fast or I'll trip over my tongue (yes, ladies, the rumors are true) and probably spit quite horrendously....

[Zomby Woof]

29. I am Satan

And it is true. I have watched enough Star Trek reruns to qualify.

[Astarho]

30. Satan?! I thought you were Santa!

So that's why you haven't given me any presents!

[Zomby Woof]

34. I am Santa too!

No presents because Baby Jesus said so! :o

[NightTrain]

31. I'd smile vindictively and think to myself...

"That's OK, smart-ass. We'll be meeting soon enough; on my turf!"

[WillParkinson]

33. Why in the HELL...

Would I want to be THAT underachiever?