Reach Out for the CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

W: I wonder if I'm the only member here today from Post 77, in Houston, Texas. Raise your hand ... Anyone? ... Anyone? ...

Good ... nobody ... 'cause the last thing I need is somebody here that knows more than I want ya'll to know. (Laughter)

So, I can, now, proceed to script ... It is always an honor to be with people who have served America and who love America ... unfortunately, I'm not one of them ... I have the audacity to stand before you as someone who actually ... not only went AWOL, mind you ... but, deserted my country to honorably party and say something about drugs ... and, now, I'm the Commander-in-Thief ... and, ya'll are sitting out there applauding every thing I'm saying ... wassup with that?

Kinda like the country has it's underwear on the outside of its pants, huh? Watch ya'll applaud when I say: 'terra-ists on the run' (Applause) ... see ... 'Chemical Ali is no longer' (Applause) ... 'matter of fact, he's been gotten a couple of times now' (Applause) ... ya'll are too easy ...

[Elidor]

1. Lol

The person posting the photo isn't supposed to come up with a caption so good it can't be topped.

[skip fox]

2. W. is "saying": "Listen, we got them where we want them! It was all

my plan from the beginning. We go into Iraq, I said, and then go easy on the borders. Then all the terrorist will come to get us there instead of St. Louis or Chicago or Crawford. Now, all we gotta do is figure out which ones they are and where they are, root them out, and get rid of them. Heck, I'd say we're well on the way already. Almost half-way through according to my plan. . . . Then I got another one that Karl doesn't want me to tell you, but because you're vets . . . well, you're special. My next brilliant plan is to pubically call Osama and Saddam little nanny-boy cowards who hide and suck their thumbs . . . This'll get them so mad, they've gotta come out and when they do . . . WHAM! We'll be right there. Great plan, right? You freakin' bet it is! Wow. Sometimes I surprise myself."


(Our computers at louisiana.edu have been down all day. Almost didn't get a caption in. And that might be like missing a necessary injection. Whew . . .!)

[skip fox]

3. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[peterh]

4. Bush thinks that no one is in the room…

As he plays out his fantasy of being Caesar