Heaven help me, I kind of want that Chimpy (in)action figure

[mark0rama]

Ever since I saw the picture making the rounds of the Dubya doll in bed with the Saddam and Osama dolls, I keep thinking of mischief I could perpetrate with it. Making funny little dioramas, maybe even a little stop-motion animated movie with it.

How long do you think it'll take before they make their way to the clearance bin?

[VelmaD]

1. Must resist urge..

to buy.

I'm in the same boat. A little perverse part of my brain wants one so I can dress it up in tacky Barbie doll lingerie and post pics on teh net.

Somebody stop me! Please!

Darth Velma

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. The only way I would buy one of those stupid G.I. AWOL dolls...

...is if I knew someone who practiced Voodoo :evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

3. O no! Not Gov. Dean! He's going to be mean to me! O noooooooo!

maybe even a little stop-motion animated movie with it.

Look out, Mr. George! Gov. Dean has a great big jar of maple syrup right over your head...

O noooooooooooooooooooooo!

(splat)

The End

<-C Copyleft 2003 K-A (do whatever you like with it)

[mark0rama]

11. I keep checking in on people's posts...

...and this one just keeps making me laugh each time. Thanks.

[morningglory]

4. From the moment I first laid eyes on it

I can just see it hanging by the neck from my ceiling fan!

[Demobrat]

5. I was thinking the same thing.

I wanted to hang him in effigy from my fire escape. But I was afraid Asscroft would show up at my door. The thing is, those little babies would come in handy should we have to hit he streets again.

[XanaDUer]

6. Think of all the obscene poses one could do...

posing it this way and that. Bring in some Barbies and Kens, maybe a G I Joe.

All in all, good conservative fun.

[DuctapeFatwa]

7. Lots of people have old Barbie clothes they don't know what to do with

go ahead and get one. Discover. Explore.

[Lisa]

8. you could make your own cheapie version ...

I've seen bobble-head Bush dolls going for as low as $5 on the internet. You could attempt a "head transplant" onto a generic action figure of the appropriate size ....

[BlueJazz]

9. I need one for some "Experiments".....

....I've got in mind.
Like: Will the action figure take well to a Blowtorch???
Can the Action figure hold up to a locomotive running over it??
Does Concentrated Sulfuric acid make the colors fade??
Does Microwaving the action figure have any detrimental affect on the head??
Will the action figure pull a Caterpillar D9 Bulldozer out of a ditch??

Ah...Questions....Questions..

[LynneSin]

10. Think of the great home movies you can make with this thing

:evilgrin:

[RobertSeattle]

12. Here an alternative

http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

[Hubert Flottz]

13. It would be handy as hell if you ran out of corn cobs!

In a Desert Camo Tutu on the Dashboard!