Is Tucker Carlson a virgin?

[grasswire]

Gad, the bow-tie boy had to ask James "What's a Mazola party?"

Did the kid ever have a life?

[StopTheMorans]

1. do we really even need to answer this one?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. No, he's not.

he's Ann Coulter's bitch.

[UpstateNYDem]

3. Actually...

He has four kids.

[StopTheMorans]

6. wouldn't bet against

artificial insemination;)

[leftofthedial]

16. They're not his though

Love,

The Milkman

[KamaAina]

4. Depends. Do inflatables count?

:evilgrin:

[Wonk]

9. Or vacuum cleaners? (mods, feel free to zap this if it's too raunchy)

Fun with Photoshop. Not Safe For Work

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

11. NICE!

You've captured the true GOPer sex act in progress, 'Clean Sex'! Looks joyful just like dAnee said! LMAO! Can't hardly tell the sucker from the suckee!

[buff2]

15. E-Gads!!!!

That's a picture I didn't have to see! It fits the bow-tied freak though. :evilgrin:

[XanaDUer]

5. I don't know wtf a Mazola party is,

and I'm not a virgin.

Is it like a Wesson party?

[plcdude]

7. yes

n/t

[leftchick]

8. wesson party? sheesh where have I been?

all we ever used was jello!

[kixot]

10. NO, NO, NO, PEOPLE!!

Use synthetic oil, only!! It's more expensive but it doesn't break down with heat and friction like the the natural ones do. It's just better for grinding!!

Ok, I'm going now.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. And don't forget the Sears Power Painter!

For a Quickie!

[xchrom]

13. eeewwww mazola?!

i like good olive oil.
and yes tucker has no imagination -- so his sexpertise is limited to the missionary position.

[Kat45]

14. Who the fuck is Tucker Carlson?

Never heard of him.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. he reminds me of Yoshi....the turtle that Mario get around on

[librechik]

18. his brain cherry hasn't been popped yet

that's why he's such a Rightie in the face of every logical fact.

Take off the blinders, Tucker ! It won't hurt!